sleeperkid

3286075 pts · January 9, 2010


Smut-monger and lover of all things awesome. ❤️

Because making voting easy for all Americans is a threat to some really powerful people here.

1 day ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Bro. THERE IS LITERALLY A BLOCK OPTION when you right click on my name.

If you reply to this instead of blocking me, then maybe a block isn't what you're looking for.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Imagine a world where you can CHOOSE not to click on something you don't want to see. :-)

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Was gonna mention Daily Mail but better people than me did it first. :-)

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except no one is pitching this to kids. Also: there’s a DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME blasted across my info page.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stew or fry!!!

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They mentioned that part early in the film, if I’m correct.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My stupid friend wants you to explain this to him.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

If it’s anything like reality, I’d say he was guilty of “existing”.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

In a row?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I made the same mistake ages ago lol.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/s?

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do you think they’re going to harass rich white people?

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Oh I’m very aware. I guess I should have lead with a /s…

3 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

It’s my fave for that reason.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not this time. :-)

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait til I tell you how many women wear makeup on a daily basis as they do…anything and everything.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can feel the pressure of someone’s face against your knee/pelvis. After the initial lift, you lift again and readjust to make sure you feel their face above your kneecaps.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

People call it "pro wrestling".
At least: that's what I've read.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would bet good money on "recently".

4 days ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Your mom’s dildo shipment came in.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

“I don’t CARE!!!”

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn good pick,

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooooooooooh. Andrew Davis flicks are badass.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’ve gotta wonder what part of free will lead them to vote for a pedophile.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Say what you will, but they’re kinda astounding when it comes to breaking news.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sure. Why not.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Ignoring sex traffickers is usually a bad idea.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

INVERTED POUCH.

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0