slamuelson

570 pts ยท October 12, 2013


yea you would like to think so but when junkies start usng the bathroom to shoot up, take a ling time, and dont buy anything, things change

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oregon: come for the lack of sales tax. Leave in a transients backpack after the herd lurking around every gas station abducts you.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

also has no one ever watched one of these attendants pump gad before?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

there are instructions but fucking ask someone? look it up. my mother taught me in about 30 seconds when i was 11 yesrs old.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

explain that to me please. anyway poor rinos. they will almost certsinly be extinct in a few years...and more to follow...stay tuned....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 adam and eve. cause they had to have a bunch of insest sex to get the human race off the ground right?? someones whos been to church...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

4but even if they pullwd it off the genetic pool would then be prettt slim picking. Humans are retarded. i guess its all the inbreeding from

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 chsnces for these guys is pretty much over. It really fucking bums me out. why cant some billionare take this peoject on?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 is to take the eggs feom a northwrn female use the northern sperm and put it inna sohthern female. no ones payi g for this shit and the...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 this is a different subspecies, the only 2 female northerns cant have babies even by artificial insemination. only way for full northern..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

how many whale sculptures were in the running?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tell them ur face pubes are none of their business!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Terrorist attack sets fire to the arch in St. Louis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

especially if your going to build you a home

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes my immediate thought as well. "wow that dude got a nice boob job"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

where all the white women at?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ur thinking mogwai right?!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

blow up your tv! build you a home. john prine is the best!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

blow up your tv!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

me and my girl do this to people its fun to watch their reactions as they prepare to be mad but end up... confused

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you smile like a special person. wait that sign says roast me right? i dont have my glasses on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i have seen this soooo many times....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...certainly not, if the homie cant get some

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*their

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

every few years a butt-ton of these start showing up where i work (a garden) but idk if theyre body is quite that bright and vivid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no definetly sounds like satan r u kidding he gets your soul!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the flavor of chubby sweaty italian man on my pizza. and a little floor swipe for that extra kick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it looks like it got it and either bit thru or let it go a little before going back for another bite. I wonder what kind of fish it was?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the guy in the background wearing pajamas looks like hes getting ready for a spanking. This gif Slaps!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my child is an honor roll exotic dancer student.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6