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Perido87
You're doing that sky pupper a bamboozle!
RollingTundra
Can bats really get that big or is she just a very tiny lady?
DelightfullyOdd
Veiny sky puppy.
RandyRandalman
Fur birb
taulanaewn
She looks so happy to be holding the creature.
ieatorigamihearts
Devil bat!
Landsjelly
I thought that was a giant maple leaf
Thome216
Air Dog!
mrnosey
Do you want vampires, because this is how you get vampires
ProfessorMatt
This gives me an idea for a burlesque routine...
AwkwardGirl4691
is a bats blood always rushing to it’s head?
thatssirtoyou
Bats are cute as hell but you have to admit without any webbing they would be nightmare creatures with giant hands
flosser
Chicaca.
ArtOzz
For some reason Im thinking someone needs to make the bat put on some trousers or at least a towel. He looks nakey.
Skelebummer
It’s a big ol skyfox
hairybeanbag
Synt3xf
And now she has rabies
jsktrogdor
This is why people hate bats. All the posts about how cute bats are ignore their giant disgusting ball-sack skin flaps and skeleton bodies.
AppleFoster
I have to agree with user whatifyouwenttopoopbutinsteadlike3poundsofglassmarblescameout. These are super cute to me still.
Magpiebones
You mean fear. Imo these are cuter than the small furry ones.
Decapitatrix
Skypuppy
pyr666
i think it's graduated to sky doggo
suckonthisfrizzlefry
dodger77
https://imgur.com/OvMp5Cn I feel is more appropriate considering his feelings toward bats.
thegonzoesquire
Fun fact, fruit bats are the main carriers for the ebola virus....a spooky boi indeed!
MorgulTheFriendlyDrelb
and Hendra virus. They poop on the grass, horses eat the grass, horses die.
Perrythedeadthing
Don't forget hendras cousin , Nipah .
somnif
Not flying foxes like this though. Mostly little bats, like Angolian Free-tailed bats.
thegonzoesquire
How bout lets just assume its bats, and not handle them if we can help it...
johndizx24
Nice chicken
poop273
I told you not to feed your cat after midnight!
slamuelson
ur thinking mogwai right?!
UrsaUrsa
I must admit, I thought of the band first, the Gremlins reference went right over my head!
poop273
yes, indeed!
russbusmcguss
I dont get the “Boi” jokes please explain
AppleFoster
They're as meaningless as they seem. https://i.redd.it/xn0q52tjlc701.jpg
eldiablo3
I hate to be that guy. Nice feet.
theuberkevlar
Got a thing for bat feet, eh?
DiabolicalStench
He's completely batfeet crazy!
norwad
SHIKAKA!!
windswept666
Damn you beat me to it...
norwad
https://media1.tenor.com/images/d14ec623ab13d39147e57f8ffa664470/tenor.gif
TacoFox
Those aren't his kneecaps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_SjhcdF_J4
capsaicinheat
Damn funny narration. Thanks for sharing. ????
Zahnradfee
Awesome video!
metalheadmafia
I love bats! They are so cute!
Claytrain1989
Oh for fucks sake. That thing is not cute!
armedandfriendly
For sure, we have a small one that lives around us and I love to go outside and just watch him/her do his/her thang.
pixarpizza
Yes!! Favorite animal <3
ZimGenzko
And full of diseases.
metalheadmafia
Shush, I don't need that negativity in my life.
Un0riginalComment
Fuck yeah they are! Crows too!
KayRaven
Corvids are more elegant than cute in my eyes, but yes, they're awesome.
ThePlatitudeFromOuterSpace
For sure, any of the Corvus family really, cool, smart, enigmatic boids!
AppleFoster
I read this as "cows" at first & I was hyped that someone else thinks cows are cute... but yeah, no, crows are great.
giraffesarecoolarentthey
Jerseys, that's some cute bovine I tell ya what
UrsaUrsa
Now now, don't get bummed out! Lots of people think cows are cute!
AppleFoster
Th-thank you! wook at it wit its wittle derpy eyes and big booty.
Lumpybiscuitz
My balls can do that too if i stretch them out and shine a flashlight underneath.
LintillaAllitnil
This needs more upvotes. Especially considering the username.
Darla626
The bat wing is great and all, but it’s really all about the goat
IHaveASmallDingDing
“Make it flat like paper.”
andrewbert
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
Pics or it didn't happen?
capughe
Male junk is fun.
danfinger
When you use a flashlight it's called the man-o-lantern
danfinger
Or when it's on a navy ship in the dark, "rig for red" is also accepted
rampantrubber
I came here to say the same thing. Have my upvote
CephalopodLodge5
Fun thing: shine a bright light through your ball if you find a lump - shiny = probably a cyst, not so shiny = something else. maybe cancer
CephalopodLodge5
Also, always go to a doctor if you find something unusual, like a lump or a shiny rock on the ground.
SirLucifer616
xxPaulCPxx
If you have pants with a hole in the crotch you can pull the scrotum through and leave the balls up inside. It's called The Hairy Tongue
Radix865
The only difference is that the bat has been touched by a girl.
Lumpybiscuitz
Oooo got em.
d3xprimary
Ouuch..
encyclopediabritannica
MrAnchorArms
If you push one of your testicles up, you can have a empty sack that kind of looks like a elephant ear.
Horebos
This shit Hurts and i don't do it itentionally...
fuckyeahilikevodka
I can stretch my skin out that I can make a sail. Real handy when I’m lost at sea.
TheRicM
Something something seamen
DownvotesAreFun
Gotta empty that sack first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WrongGifReply
evilMogwaii
OctopussSevenTwo
"I am the nig-hey! Put me down at once!"
JavertGives0fcks
MickScandalous
Nice
TheEightfoldPath
I know it looks like this might be in africa but that doesn't excuse such assumptions.
daiya1
nigh-*
SchrodingersDictator
Stellaluna: the later years.
d3xprimary
AtsaMattaForYou
SuperBeetle76
This
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manowar669
You are the nig?
ScarletCorgi
Im hoping they meant night
GlowstickJedi
Coo coo ca choo
languidcat
Right on back to the big ol' blue.
Hammertulski
HE SAID THE SHERIFF IS NEAR.
ohDannyBoi
russbusmcguss
Sup my nig
AverageTortilla
That is a flying fox bat
BishopBarghest
no that's an upside down fox bat
AverageTortilla
And they're a local delicacy where I'm from