sillymonkey2

630 pts ยท December 1, 2014


Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a "don't touch my belly" rule

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What was wrong w O2 mixture to cause emesis? Just wondering. ..thx!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is some gut licking happening there!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put my stinky pug on grain free as well, huge difference. No farts and no scratching. Blue Buffalo brand.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perfectly captures my heartburn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the drunk guy huge or is that a tiny fridge?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son's were Deadpool and Scout (TF2), only 1 person guessed correctly all night.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said good day!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I was at a very long birth, my cat expressed his unhappiness by spraying my side of the bed. Only my side.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the "I am going to pee on your favorite shoes as soon as u leave" form of compromise.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is Kohl's toy section every time I am in store.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah apparantly men are inhibited about hiring a prostitute when an audience is present;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dogs have realized that kids have good food and I have salad. They leave me alone now:( now I miss the begging faces...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got yelled at by a prostitute in amsterdam because I was people watching all the guys going in and out (lol - sorry)...p.s.I am a woman.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

That's some Exorcist sh*t!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You saw nothing Human.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boop!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I want to tell you so much, I miou miou...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're all I've ever wanted ...and my paws are open wide...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My pug won't step on damp grass, much less go hiking in the snow.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Latin root: os ...plural ossa (bones)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My pug would crawl under fence...neighbor got out of shower to find my pug watching him...

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

"What you doin'?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hands started to sweat just looking at this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He promises he will walk on the treadmill this time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Possibly"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe time to clean the water?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Does this make Taylor Swift Angelica?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1