shrecknet

12637 pts ยท September 1, 2012


Fun fact: Because everything in an Oreo is so far removed from "flour, milk, eggs, sugar" that *should* comprise a cookie, they are actually vegan.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would the chaos be insane? Cops are already legendarily bad actual "find the culprit using clues after the fact," it's not fear of getting caught that is stopping people. Maybe most people just don't want to go full Purge-mode and would like a sane police force better.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#41 Poor Chris Masters. He was roided to the gills, got fired from WWE for being on the gas, got clean and lost 30lbs of muscle mass, learned to be a better technical wrestler, came back and was fired again for not being "big and strong-looking enough"

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm reminded of Michael Bolton from Office Space, when asked "why not just change your name?"
-"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

This is my country, my planet. Why should I give up and despair? They're the ones who suck.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

only some?

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

That's literally the plot of The First Purge (the 4th one); on the first Purge people just party and protect themselves so the elites take it into their own hands to make sure the Purge is about violence.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wikipedia is reliable because there are way more nerds dedicated to "correcting the record" of how old Optimus Prime is than there are vandals who keep saying he wasn't born from the Allspark on Cybertron. Same for every topic ever.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It was actually on the DVD as an alternate version!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well the tiger wouldn't stand for it either and would quickly dispatch the shoveler. But as it turns out, battle tanks with a brain the size of a walnut don't really suffer from a smack or two from a flat object.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

The secret is zenithal priming plus contrast/speed paints. Look up "slapchop paint method"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Every New Yorker cartoon's caption can, and should, be replaced with "I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn!"

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

The one with spots is a Savannah cat, the solid-color one is an Abyssinian. Both are over $1000 to own, which is insane to me because if you just leave your door open, you get a cat for free.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

"A spare, I guess"

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#2 it shouldn't count as a cosplay if you're just actually a krogan

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Attorney-Client privilege sadly precludes that

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

There isn't even any macaroni on it. For Shame!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It's not the passenger seat, it's the center console/armrest

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want Magnetos? Because that's how you get Magnetos.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

By being the Green Goblin

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he's right you know

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: The Cobra is the most protected move in wrestling. Only Daniel Bryan has ever kicked out of it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool HIPAA violation, bro!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But Garven Dreis is Red Leader...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't have b-roll of him lying around unused from the first movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thing is, the sort of people who mistreat/poorly train their animals are the exact ones who go for pit bulls. So it's self-reinforcing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Ever since his surgery, Dick Cheney has no heartbeat due to the mechanical valves of his artificial heart. Or because he's evil?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0