shellythatsme

8681 pts ยท May 21, 2012


I am Shelly.

Fartenberry just got indicted for corruption too.

4 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

Super accurate!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jon is the Prince who was promised and he will kill Danaerys to forge lightbringer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I figured it out after asking what FLOTUS meant after I watched an episode of Veep.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huskers!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

/a/KESuW

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've made a huge mistake.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Just take her furniture shopping too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grabbin the terminally ill by the pussy. Take them furniture shopping first.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Grabbing earth by the pussy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Milksteak.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My cat scoots her butt on my carpet and my dog rubs on people's legs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He fixes the cable?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Member?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fingering on the other hand, top notch!

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Since it's Nebraska, probably also corn money.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's an article in the Omaha paper today bashing pan handlers and comments talk about people using casts/splints to get money.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not an opinion, but I accidentally ate dog in Cambodia once. It really didn't taste too bad but it was upsetting to me once I found out.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

This isn't the Country Kitchen Buffett.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you got hate in your heart, let it out!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's not me.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 3

Gravy here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He just beat Phelps and won the gold!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some fries, cockfags!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Lassannn

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I saw Book of Mormon with family members and did this a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0