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queenbrochette
Don't film while you drive.
nanyatenyaa
Hey dick bag, put your phone down and pay attention.
thatsaboldmove101
I-66. Thee worst.
HeemsMcClane
STOP DRIVING AND USING YOUR PHONE
MandaloreTheJust
Mopac has been under construction since 1994 and goes from 5 lanes down to 1 in some parts, Austin traffic isnt the worst but it sucks ass
MisterMarioc
Snapchat while driveing no way this counts as distracted driver.
trelina
Not enough people driving through the poles and almost killing you
rubbarz
In Orlando, that's I-4
FLDairyTrooper
I-4/Turnpike interchange, I-4/408 interchange, I-4 through downtown...
MikeTheMagic
And this ladies and gentlemen is why drivers in Miami suck. This is coming from someone who lives in Miami. PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE!!!!
Skeleltor
...clearly the passenger is filming... unless you drive a car with the steering wheel on the right side...
Aesandre1989
Oi, cunt. Put the fucking phone down and drive you fuck nugget. Have a nice day.
ld3514
Fuck nugget
ChallengeAccepted21
My car was in that shot!!!
souch
Best one yet
AdmiralApathy314
I don't get it...
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
You don't even know. Try Chicago son. That shits a fucking parking lot
Blubberpet
SFCrawNik
I would've enjoyed seeing him rear end someone.
Whitetiger7654
Yeah I'd so run over a cone and get over.
beepbeepmeow
they're actually starting to replace those hollow separators with ones that will fuck up your bumper if you jump into the express lane.
Whitetiger7654
Ouch. In this scenario. Traffic is literally stopped. I'd get out and check it first.
O305
Fucking I95
TheaterofLife
The only part of miami I don't miss is I95 and 826 at 7:30am northbound. FUCK THAT
twofifteenninety
FUCK THE PALMETTO
cornbreesha
It's my fault. I hit my breaks in DC and you know how the 95 slinky effect works.
TooEdgy
I'm in Portland so I make a bad lane change and you are 45 minutes late to work.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
You mother fucker it's on 66 now!
iSawAGirlsNippleOnce
you've obviously never been in los angeles traffic
shellythatsme
https://media1.giphy.com/media/zSLJdlxQMPD7a/200w.gif
DeathProdigy
Fr these guys still have bumper space
Idonthavealottosay
*new Zealand
Loadingggg
Fuck the 91. Waste of life
PhobosTyrannis
For real.
Rich2600
Don't forget Houston!
seandude689
Try the 401 in Toronto during rush hour
zFUBARz
HA, rush 'hour'. you mean 8-10 hours of the day in good weather.
gindiesel
fuck that place is bad...also Montreal not much better
WrathCore696
Don't get me started with boston.
iSawAGirlsNippleOnce
baastan*
DeusExSpockina
Boston traffic moves. Just unexpectedly. In nonsensical and dangerous ways.
Imseriousguys
Try Washington D.C. traffic bruh. Longest average commute in the country.
noproblllama
I've done both (from LA, currently in DC.) DC traffic makes you want to kill yourself, but LA traffic makes you want to kill others.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
People in Beijing are probably raughing at both of you
bermudez0390
iSawAGirlsNippleOnce
try the 405 fwy on a friday....just make sure to bring at least two harry potter books to read.
damien309
On a side note, what did the nipple look like?
iSawAGirlsNippleOnce
i'll just say this: i'm never looking at pepperoni pizza the same ever again
SkrimplyPibbles
Upvote because I live here/there and relate on a personal level. The struggle is real. Love those new "express" lanes
PsyduckIsMyFavoritePokemon
They're building on on I-4. It may come in handy 10 years from now, but the construction is making thing sooo much worse.
chrescht
As a European... What do they do?
SkrimplyPibbles
They are supposed to get you there faster...but half the time they are also at a standstill. More cars in, rates go up.
damien309
Absolutely nothing.
dialmform
Basically you pay to use them. A toll road built into the highway.
soccerStyleKickerClassOF76
10 dollars during rush hour
SkrimplyPibbles
Brutal. What everyday middle class person can afford that
nclu
I love when people get wicked raged about the existence of express lanes "how dare somebody pay directly for the services they use!"
SkrimplyPibbles
That's not what we rage for. We rage for the fact a 4-5 lane highway becomes 3, causing more congestion, accidents, travel times.
SkrimplyPibbles
Because the city wants to make a few extra bucks.