shank

47389 pts ยท October 19, 2011


"This is your public profile. Write something about yourself!" You're not my supervisor!

I think there's actually a law that only the food that's being advertised has to be real. Like real cereal but glue milk, etc.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Me too. I'd be drunk as a skunk after 3 glasses. My last portrait would be me asleep.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Mine either, but I enjoyed it immensely.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

No, I couldn't even get through an episode. I'm not much of a Krysten Ritter fan, though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about twice minimum wage (which we somehow expect people to live on), so it's not that bad for a lot of places.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not to mention all the Britishisms OP used.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh, it's in England. Where did you get the Czech Republic?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a waitress who was rude to our faces the whole time. We left 25 cents and a note so she wouldn't think we were just cheap.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Addiction is a disease. You can get help, but you have to want to change.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People are actually being nice enough, but it's all just "Hi" from some dude who's a 50% match. It's also intimidating as hell.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UPDATE, IT'S TERRIBLE. Oh my god why.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DYING ALONE IT IS! No I kid, I'm signing up right now. I'm mostly hoping to make some friends that aren't *our* friends, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ugh, I'm getting divorced and considering signing back up. So...dying alone is better, huh? Should I just do that?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I only object when people are hateful toward "Islam" when they really mean "brown people." There are negatives to almost every religion, tho

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Working an event is a big deal. You can always turn down a contract, but signing & bailing is super shitty.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As you should. Pulp is the worst.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ok? I'm not sure how that relates to his last name.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

based on his name. John Oliver said the goal was to break away from the idea of Trump=Success & look at the actual man. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The point was that he bashed Jon Stewart for not using his family name (and then lied about it). And that he's built up this following 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome. All my work notes in fancy notebooks forever!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I second this. I majored in history/polisci and I still want all of these, but social sciences would be awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It's not even sexual for me, they're just really fun to squish around.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This is going to sound bizarre, but Talavera at the Radisson Blu makes crazy good Italian. I know that's not what you go for, but SO good.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes. She also has additional certification in autism education. And there's plenty of teaching done in pre-k.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No kidding. My friend taught pre-k and made $12/hr to wrangle 15 toddlers. That's absurd.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And barely that. "Hmm, it's yellow, and it's in a goblet, so it's definitely one of those 16 types."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear to god, they're in on it with the raiders & keep half the ransom money. It's the only explanation. Except I never pay.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think his character started out Hufflepuff-y and has become more Gryffindor, esp. after Hydra. Playing fair stopped being so important.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably Gryffindor. She tased Thor, and she doesn't strike me as particularly patient.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0