screwdriverone

86904 pts ยท November 6, 2015


Amateur Astronomer and Imager (male)

Stupid sexy sand

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If those republicans could read, they might be very upset if they could understand anything

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump heard Rapture, thought it meant Rapeture and got a microboner for once

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Department of War is going to strike the UN Escalator contractors with everything they've got.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably Russian sleeper agent Trump has been told to gather everyone together so Putin can nuke strike them all.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you. Nice

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, she's a snack

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm her biggest fan

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have $20

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Cones and Coffee

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The name's Boner, Ihavea Boner

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Boss, they just delivered our 300lb block of cheddar....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's NAME is Trevor!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*came in great

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bullet would be preferable.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Great idea to put this next to the beetroot and Vegemite ice cream station.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'9" I could also seriously use your wife.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer "Motherpusbucket"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ironic, because the big orange pussy just chucked a hissy fit at the bishop who asked the big strong macho man to have some compassion. What a clown faced cunt he is.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you posting this just to get a rise out of us all?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooooh, dish the dirt girl! We need the deets!

Unless, it's like, classified or something

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, if ALL YOUR FRIENDS jumped into the same vagina, does that mean you would too?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great visual representation of American politics.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or does Steve look incredibly hot right now?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His wife comes home 4 hours later, that's the nanny.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0