schmof

1523 pts · May 23, 2013


Snarky college girl. Russian speaker. That's all you need to know.

Never, ever did I think I would see kvass mentioned in the top comment of something. What a time to be alive.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You sure do like a lot of history/IR memes for someone into bio

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. I feel like imgur demonizes feminism as a whole because of a small minority that don’t represent the views of the majority.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I love spiders, I never kill them. The sleep assistant thing is exactly why.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only man who can pull off a crop top.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FLIPPER FLIPPER FAST THAN LIGHTNING

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the diver kept touching the shark's "nose" because it disorients sharks and can stop an attack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better late than never! I still got the notification :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean "cows"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These sound like something Tracy Morgan would say on 30 Rock. Just add "Liz Lemon" to the beginning of every quote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the new teacup human and job, OP!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got that Oregon pride! Also bad days are totally natural, OP. You'll feel better tomorrow!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is super cool, OP! Way to show that archaeology isn't a dead field, no pun intended...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How so?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

А КАК ТЫ ЭТОГО ЗНАЕШЬ??!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ЧТО С ТОБОЙ??!!!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It wouldn't surprise me. Russian has a lot of French words. They used to speak French in the high Russian courts. I'm fun at parties.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know it's in Russia/E. Europe Source: the bottle they're opening is Kvas, or russian root beer

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been on this site for a while, and this is by far one of my favorite comments

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I've been on this sight for a bit and this is by far one of my favorite comments

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supposedly it slows nerve degradation and promotes synapse growth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would be neat as one of those gifs where only one aspect moves.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard of trapdoor spiders but not trapdoor cats...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try learning a foreign language or two!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Medications to help treat the pneumonia she had. One of the theories surrounding how she got pneumonia was a rare mold found in her house

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her primary cause of death was pneumonia, with secondary factors of anemia and drug use. The only drugs found in her system were 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually Brittany Murphy died of a rare mold that grew in her house...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Fun fact: Ptichka in Russian means little bird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Нет, вы молодцы

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My name is also Sophia. I see your username. My family used to call me Sophamophaloafatofu

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0