schmobius

19554 pts ยท May 4, 2013


Panic, because I don't have armor, and now I feel like I should have armor, because we're probably trying to take Jerusalem, or something. I don't want to let her down.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharing your skills is cool, but I feel compelled to comment to tell you to give your doggo pets from us internet weirdos.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it would work better if it was mixed different, with less volume on the fiddle. But then dude wouldn't be showing off his fiddle playing as much.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You should look up the video to "Invincible Shield" (Title track of their latest album, just a few weeks old) by Judas Priest on YouTube. Rob Halford is also becoming very Roshi-like.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does Donut Media know about this?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Sourrey

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute unit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you writing this from jail, while serving time for the murder of your aunt?

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Glad you answered. I was really worried she was dying of a stroke there. Sure, what happened isn't fun, but I didn't want a snuff film.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I see I'm late for the Forbidden Noodles comment.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Der Woofen Floofen-Herder is having none of this.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Congrats on your dress having pockets!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They definitely did not use the actual translations.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The AK-Rowdy doesn't mess around.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*exaggerated air-drum motions* DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO DO-DO

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Smothered in illegal sauce, with extra guilt-sprinkles on top.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people's magnum opus would pale to your "dabble", OP.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heartbreaker, by Airbourne.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking her to make a coworker is definitely playing the long game, assuming the resulting kid would need to be 21 to work there. :-)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Looks like she should be leading a space armada in some movie made between 1978 and 1982 to try to ride Star Wars' coat-tails.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This song is definitely used in Spy Hunter. Was on NES, and in arcades, for sure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's easier to own that when you're smokin hot.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a hell of a drug.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to make imgur-friendly clips of stuff. But just look up Unleash The Archers. Anything off the albums Apex or Abyss.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like Epic Meal Time on queludes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Iron Maiden Liked This.]

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You'll do it with one eye open.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally starting to earn the "AK-Rowdy" nickname unironically.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0