We must cull the herd.
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So May 4th is my Cake Day. Do I get a lightsaber-shaped cake? No? Ok, nothing it is, then.
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My friends' reaction when I ask if anyone wants to see Age of Ultron.
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Awwwww......
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Dany Trejo to open a taco joint - I'm sure it will be open From Dusk Till Dawn.
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Party on, contest winners.
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My Facebook feed be like...
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LeBron didn't mean it, baby.
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Do something with your life while you still know everything!
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Smart car tilts to open up a spot!
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When the beer goggles wear off.
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You guys like Sideboob, right?
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How I feel when I disengage ESP on my car.
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Hey guys, I found the Suicide Squad movie group photo!
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Staff, mace, whatever.
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Kneel before your lord and master.
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Dear CDC:
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Not terribly from from Skokie. Probably meeting up with his barbershop quartet. Sorry for Potato.
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It's the small things...
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She doooooooooo!
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For razor10000
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Happy Feet?
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Friend of mine found this in a shop in Hawaii...
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Got Bauchery?
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For those caught in the blizzard here in Chicago
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A brief tour of online dating.
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When my friends ask why I'm not on snapchat...
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Avoid all appearances of evil...
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Sometimes, things just come together on their own.
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My friend also calls his dog a Spacewolf...
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Is it too late for LNI?
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It isn't working yet...
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I think this guy lost a bet, and hasn't long to live.
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In Chicago, one of the greatest cities on Earth, I am this bored today.
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Why is there a land orca on the horse tornado?
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Maybe I'm a bit late to the Epiphany party...
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Saw this as a reaction picture on a forum. First thought: Lucy's been hitting the Spice.
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I do not seek out gluten free food, but I wondered, what does gluten look like?
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Landlord disconnected my A/C because it was dripping water. Still waiting on a part.
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With this, I join the race to capitalize on news for upvotes
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