savingmyself

2699 pts ยท October 5, 2014


Trying desperately to build a ladder to find a way out of the hole I've found myself in.

Yes. Also, can we stop remaking A Star Is Born every few decades?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was here first! Lol Besides, the right side is my husband's side.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was told by someone glibly, "Oh yeah. You're one of the few people who still believe in wearing a mask." Saw red.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Living my dream. You must not have kids. Tell me, what's it like to just experience quiet? Peaceful, blissful quiet...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. That's enough internet for me today. Peace out all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That will make her happy. Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome job!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(whistle whistle whistle)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was...was that a boob?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you doing to my childhood?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see all is in order here.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No hesitation at all. Hope it made his year to have that many subs.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hear Candace Flynn had the same issue...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel half of these guys were caught mid-sneeze.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will never not bring a smile to my face and hope to my heart. Love this guy.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had someone much older then me tell me "All you Millennials are all the same!" These are my people. Is this a bad thing? I missed a memo.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking 2 minutes to dial a number on a rotary phone...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a panic attack in the middle of the deep end of the pool in high school imagining a great white loose.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a vegan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Won't ever forget the time our local meteorologist flipped out on air and admitting to eating cat vomit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

on the phone. He didn't understand why I was crying because I just needed to hear his little voice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In CT. My son was in kindergarten at the time the news broke and I was at work. When he came home, I asked his grandmother to put him 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the first time I feel like I can relate to a bird...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to Photoshop that...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for her. For some reason, my son wanted to be a carton of milk for Halloween...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0