samscheese

5225 pts ยท January 10, 2012


So fucking uncanny! Had to upvote!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TLDR

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next day kid rushed to hospital, contracts Lyme desirse

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I used to ask my mom if I was fat and she would say," you are not sloppy fat".

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Infections are the worse! I had a hysterectomy and ended back in the hospital for 11 days with a staff infection Glad you are feeling better

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And know they eat him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are the best bags ever! They hold so much and are really strong!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

80's is all wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does Jimmy Fallon laugh in every single skit he is in and he gets his own show.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope she did that to your face!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This cheese smells like vomit. At fairs in Switzerland, you can smell it a mile away,

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

Looks good, smells like vomit!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Don't buy the generic cheep kind and you can tell them apart.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit for dignity!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Just say,"What dog, we never had a dog. Kids are dumb. They will believe you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How you ever looked at Tyga?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read she had been divorced 4 times. She picks and chooses what she comsidets sin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Too bad they didn't use this to make that sidewalk that collspsed the other day or the escalator that ate that woma.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a slightly overweight person, if you are overweight, you are not healthy!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is what happens when people are sick and tired of what the last President has done to our country.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's like he was wearing an Edgar suit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is too sad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try jaywalking in Switzerland if you think we are bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does he care, he won't been around when the Earth is completely screwed up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now you can move on.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite Ginger. I would cheat on my husband with Simon!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't wake up to someone after drinking. That's an excuse. You knew you had sex.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a couple of fucking idiots.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bought disposable razors because they were cheaper. Cut my legs 14 times, blood was everywhere. $45.80 is worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0