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Feb 19, 2016 9:38 PM
WillMenzies
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auntychrist
holy shit.
100percentgenuineimitation
U can say anything you want as long as you finish with "Bless his / her heart"
Hyscylde
It's so hard not to do that in the South, but they ask us not to because it's degrading.
Stevette
Come to the dark side. We have π.
Isilder
Its a Dorothy Dixer
kiDDarknessssS
Jesus. Ya'll need Jesus.
jcll1
Is the girl in the photo the "average looking but morbidly obese" OP?
Vulpinologist
But did you smash?
iWasToldThereWouldBe
...115's "Funny" Fatty-Pie remark isn't so funny when you realize she (115) is Porkie's own MOTHER !
iWasToldThereWouldBe
"I don't usually eat like this, but these Cookies are absolutely heavenly! What. Are. They??" Host: "Oreos"
theoriginaljfizz
...don't forget honey. Mmmmm honey.
IAmAGoodPerson
This went from 0 to 3.14 real quick.
SpyrusCogwheel
Good old /b/ will never again be.
GarikEast
/b/ was never good.
moofs
Kinda sad when a human is so confused by someone being nice to them that he has to turn to others for advice…
AT0M1CDRAG0N
This reminds me of a time when me my brother and my mom were eating out in downtown when some random woman walks up to mom and whispers (1)
AT0M1CDRAG0N
To her that me and my brother were beautiful and then left. It was especially weird since I was only 11 at the time and my brother was (2)
AT0M1CDRAG0N
Only 8. Also my mom acted like this was normal even though I was completely weirded out.
AT0M1CDRAG0N
(3).
mtd11
It's because nurses are very caring people and wish to make patients happy and taken care of
merus
The worst thing for me is a /b/tard finding out that normal people are nice and have empathy, and getting confused at feeling valued
merus
and then asking /b/ what was going on
gavinharrison
If someone did this to me, I'll never leave my bed
BlueShwagger
lovelaughdance
As someone who works in a pediatric ICU, I call all my patients "baby" , "sweetie", and to the tiniest humans: "snuggle bug".
shakinbones
Ok, crawling back into this empty shell. Wait shell, pie shell, I love pie.
LoopStricken
What the Dickens is a pie shell?
shakinbones
What bakers call an empty pie. Just the crust in the pan.
LoopStricken
So, a pie crust. That makes more sense.
shakinbones
But it doesn't go with the empty shell sentence
querub
As a nurse, I say this to almost all my patients....the people who trained me did this, and I subconsciously picked up the habit too.
GarikEast
If there was a doubt, your methods were not questioned. That kid if it's normal to feel good when someone is nice to him. You're doing fine.
mtd11
I do the same thing. It just feels natural
Strelak74
http://imgur.com/zxQ0jIe
Gink0
As a Floridian, aloe vera is the nectar of the gods
ihatewarmpickles
Are you Florida man?
Gink0
All Floridian men are collectively: Florida man. So yes, yes I am
MaximusRyan
I mean fuck, that hurt me and it was even aimed this way.
flameofdrew
Only way that could of hurt you is if it were a battleaxe
Strelak74
Civilian casualty. It happens.
dxblacker
God damn carpet /b/ombing.
justinvernonsleftnippleenthusiast
He was so genuine and asking for advice... Poor thing.
zelnoth
The exact thing you shouldn't post to b then.
Morrigi
The one thing you don't do on /b/
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Truly, he was a sweet, summer child.
Neenakay
Were you in the South?they call everyone stuff like that. They're being nice. Just enjoy it. They liked you.
carolinaguuurl
You're right, Darlin'!
Ughfineillstopbeingalurker
When I became a manager it was so flippin hard to break my habit of calling everyone hun
BeeDragon
Had a manager who did that and she was younger than me. Was weird but whatever.
benjmonster
we're more pleasant down here 'cause people get MEAN in the heat!
Zombraina
Be wary when they say, "Oh bless your heart, sugar" or anything like that.. could be meaning, "You're too stupid to live."
fleurdebonheur
Women in Georgia do this.... ugh
GalaxyBarbie
Can confirm.... this means your actions were painfully dumb.
8EqualsDtilde
Is this 4chan. Can't tell, but this is my first time up voting for a green text
Morrigi
This is classic 4chan.
Dragonogh
This not only 4chan, but it is DEFINITELY 4chan.
samscheese
I used to ask my mom if I was fat and she would say," you are not sloppy fat".
Morrigi
I never had to ask my mom if I was fat. She told my I was fat. I lost weight.
MissusChanandlerBong
I used to ask my grandpa if I was pretty.. And he used to say ' it looks like a frog peed on your face' after explaining after a frog pees
MissusChanandlerBong
On you, you get a wart/warts. My grandpa was a big jokester and I was legit his favorite but he never failed when I asked if I was pretty..
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I'm Southern. Everyone is sweetie pie or honey bun or pumpkin.
realFloridaMan
<3 times a million
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Awe love you too pewinkle
realFloridaMan
But what in God's country is a pewinkle, honey bun
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Something my Dad made up for me.
realFloridaMan
That's hella cute
CarrionSphere
Savage.
doctorlawyer
http://imgur.com/dJboRoW
TheOGPooner
So savage i passed out for 8.5 seconds
ThisIsMyDecoyAccount
So savage it just received small pox blankets from the pilgrims
BreadDurst
π/10
Hereforbewbs
7/22
AlliterationAlert
What a ruthless sin.
mindroeder
That's acute
OmarCruz
No one is goi g to say that that this comment is perfect 5/7
catscratchfever97
What an irrational comment
Sthweg
This needs more upvotes lmao
ImNooneAndNobody
Right? That's just ab...surd
DocSarge
π/7
alreadyfamous
Fuck radians
yesitsaTDI
So like 18°
DoctorWatchamacallit
you are off by a factor of 10.
yesitsaTDI
1.8?
DoctorWatchamacallit
180
yesitsaTDI
Pi=180 pi/2=90 pi(radian)/180=degrees so pi/10=18°
OonerspismsRock
PI/e10 is better. Then it's like pie overeating
OonerspismsRock
I approve of this though! Made me facepalm
thatkukki
Sooo like .. 3?
RyeInACan
3.1415926535......
Staggard
And that rounded to the nearest whole number is...
RedMedal001
5 works fine too
HighImDad
5/7
Sadpandathesad
7/10*
3bdallah
So... 3.14 / 10 ??
NoiseGenerator
To be precise... 3.141592653589793228462643383... I memorized that.
ThickDaddyErik
And you memorized wrong
ThickDaddyErik
3.14159265358979323846264338
NoiseGenerator
Yep, just noticed I typed it wrong.
crazymo121
Well good thing he is already in the hospital because the burn unit is on the 2nd floor.
FatKontroller
Rekt!
olds97lss
But his fat ass will need to take the stairs because the elevator has a weight limit.
NightshiftRRT
Ha ha it totally is in my hospital.
UrbexSpider
And this is what happens when you go to /b/ for anything.
KingKamor
Advice is what /adv/ is for, and people (usually) get something resembling help there.
firmitas
They didn't tell anon to kill himself, so that's new.
RuloG
thats in feels threads
bulbocavernosusreflex
There's an art to asking for stuff there. You have to make them feel like it's their idea or propose a wrong idea first and be corrected
RimjobJimBob
A art*
antiflagdan
Not sure if down voted because the "trolling is a art" went over their heads, or if they think you're failing in correcting this person.
RimjobJimBob
Clearly trolling is A misunderstood art.
missbelled
http://www.xkcd.com/386/ Cunningham's Law
FlamingGranny
No... now all you get is trap thread and lolis with a dash of rekt
MrMcCookieMuffin
Sadly so. I only really lurk /int/ /k/ and /g/ now lol
JCrafton
So much fucking truth...
Fenriswaffles
So when did "neo-[insert board name here]" start in your opinion, if this is somehow new?
DootBoop
Haha yeah, it hasn't always been like that or anything
yourmomisminenow
even /pol/ has fucking traps everywhere
Morrigi
If you want a dose of old /pol/ for whatever fucking reason, go to 8chan's /pol/, complete with even more Nazis than usual!
Morrigi
If you want a dose of old /pol/ for whatever fucking reason, go to 8chan's /pol/, complete with even more Nazis than usual!
yourmomisminenow
even more? dem it must be a cancerous place, I'm in
redmangc
It's worse than it use to be, it's almost like it's permanent summer mode
Rip901
Maybe because all the children have phones with wifi capabilities.
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Except there has never been that much of increase on the traffic during the summer... Summerfags are a myth.
Fenriswaffles
There are thread archives with statistics you can use to actually see post rates throughout a year. Personally I see no appreciable increase