samguy344

563 pts ยท March 29, 2013


I am a man of many talents. One of which is dancing without a shirt on.

"Your Honor, my client may have committed the crime but he has a good heart." Judge: A good heart you say?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I mean why would they believe that instead of the ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THE PLANES COLLIDING IN THE TOWERS

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know that you mean well and I understand your message but women in Islam HAVE to wear the hijab regardless of whether or not it (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 17

I wish! But no one follows that rule

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CRISPR? More like

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat just looked at me like I was stupid

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must be Korean or some shit

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why don't they make a subreddit where it's the exact opposite.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nirak Tirath! Niratk Tirath! Nirak Tirath!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna search cartafternoon network

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But original Nick Fury white do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess the Weeknd can finally feel his face when he's with me

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's gotta be at least one Taylor Swift here

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or a saluting man. I guess there are two types of people

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pumpkin hay?......Or massive elephant tusk!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lets think about that statement one more time

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You'd have to put them in a pokeball first. And that can be.......no I don't see a problem

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I love his face. "DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I DID!!! WASN'T IT THE BEST?!?!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice to see President Al-Assad working a night job

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why did I read "White vs Black Twitter" every time?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that wasn't the Taliban in the story. I don't think the Iraqi army did guerrilla warfare like they did

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like im in a huri to see those angels.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 reminds me of

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Thank God I still have my hair" Hang in there old pal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't we all live under the stars?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are there other good collections of poetry around. I really like this stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0