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lambingtontide
It is true that our public toilets have hand driers that are either nuclear or "asthmatic old man". There is no middle ground.
Niddhoger
Eh... if you recline your seat, you are fuckign up the person behind you.
45ACPete
Neat.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
i dont read much, but im almost certain that this isn't how you read a novel
lestrat
lost it at nuclear powered hand dryers.
Flibbleboy
Pretty good
OHhenry89
Loved seeing Halifax also the visual diary is new and different. All around fantastic
kimsl
Am I missing something, does it take 12+ hours to fly from NY to London?
Larirari
I like the delete neighbor button! I'll use it next time!
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Japan: just breathe it all in. People will stare, so will you, but its a magical land and you will remember it fondly.
WhotheFuckAretheArcticMonkeyss
You don't have to mention the year of 'Reclining Figure', specially if you're wrong about it...
Wolfsleigher
Well you're reading that book wrong, I can tell you that much.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
If you read it in cross-section, you absorb the story faster. It's basic science.
Solivoid
...Cross section?
DavidCrompton
Little hole in the window is to equalize pressure and prevent the window from cracking and fogging up
originalWFHhipster
A guy just kicked my seat for 3.5 hours straight on a flight, 2 kicks a second, all because I put my seat back a bit.
twofishtails
When did Imgur start hosting New Yorker cartoon rejects?
tiikafiredancer
Remember to buy your train pass before you leave! You can only buy them with the tourist discount outside of Japan
ALEPPE
"Putting shoes back on", I hate that
imnotyourdudebro
Do these drawings happen in real time?
Theknightwood
Fights for armrest then continue to draw about it front of the neighbouring passenger.
johnnytsunami1
"Hey, I am the victim here!" Other passenger probably.
ninmonkey
Some say they are still fighting armrests to this very day.
LooneyMania123
the real question is why do airplane windows have that little hole?
GoliathSkittles
It's to do with equalizing the pressure between the 3 panes of glass.
TheEnglishMale
How dare you make fun of our hand dryers. It's supposed to be so powerful its removes the skin from your hands.
KnifeKnut
and the sensitive hairs in your ears that you need for hearing.
randomthoughtswhilebrowsingimgur
Don't need to dry your hands if you don't have any hands to dry.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
You guys rawk!
ErikVikingGodOfRock
Those dryers scare my 2 year old son. He won't go into the room if he hears them running. - Not very effective.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Or is it more effective...
aCartographer
Normal hand dryer spreads bacteria only around the toilet, what you've designed flyes the bacteria all the way to france
TheAwfulNene
The bacteria is now dead due to the shock g loading
TheEnglishMale
Shhh don't tell them our plan
ImNotReallyADoctor
"Back to where you came from, Bacteria!" -Hand Dryer probably
JohnFloorwalker
Wow. That's very bigoted against the French.
FacedownCat
Take wet wipes, ear plugs, a sleep mask, sleeping pills. Wet wipes are great if you need an instant bath and after pooping.
Scrnshot
This was freaky, both my home towns in one post, Halifax, Canada, and Groningen, Netherlands. Weird.
iwuvyew
Definition of passive aggressive: silently battle for armrest then sit next to him and draw about your victory. I like this guy.
imooforyou
This entire post reeks of Canadian savagery.
fairybug
There's a special place in hell for child molesters, people who talk in the theater, and people who recline their seats on airplanes.
betamail
Surely reclining is the norm?
fairybug
Not if you're considerate of the person behind you.
quesomyblanco
WOAH. I just saw a show about design and Christoph was doing the episode on Illustration! The show is called Abstract: The Art of Design (1)
quesomyblanco
I would recommend you watch this show especially if you're going into any art. they cover almost all of the arts from drama to music.
Noraneko
It's on Netflix people
MattDerKomponist
Yeah same :) he's awesome
Noraneko
Is it him?? I just started this documentary yesterday and fell in love with Christoph and the show in the first three minutes
Sumoke
This is great! The hole prevents pressure so it's the outside window that gives out if the plane is damaged (meaning you can still breathe).
plentyofrabbits
I came to the comments knowing someone would explain the hole.
IsThatAButthole
So did i.
shiny0metal0ass
Same
UsernameNotTaken2
I've literally thought the first pic were boobs in it.
OperatorTX13
Not alone
JennDobie
I think it looks more like 2 people twerking back to back.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Ass to ass?
JennDobie
Yuss
OperatorTX13
How else do you do it?
Wolfsleigher
Thank Allah I'm not the only one
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
If you lean your seat back on an airplane, you are a jerk and I hate you.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Hate me all you want, I'm not suffering through an 8 hour flight sitting bolt upright. I wouldn't be able to stand up at the end of it.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
My knees are jammed into the seat in front of me. That is more uncomfortable than you having to sit upright. Don't be a baby.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
No,it's not, because I have a fucked up back. If the choice is between my pain or yours, sorry. You lose.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I usually hate when people try to flex nuts online but if I met you on an airplane and we had this fight, you would not win.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Flex nuts? That is the dumbest expression I've ever fucking heard, and I'm totally stealing it.
aCartographer
Long distance flights (+10h) and first class, I'll allow it. Economy seats on flight with 2h of seat belt -sign turned off, fuck you
MortalF1aw
So basically you would never recline your seat? You don't fly much do you?
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MortalF1aw
Also I actually do fly very very regularly
MortalF1aw
You said 10+ and first class, implying that you can't recline unless the flight is at least 10 hours long and you are in first class.
Geoisuckatusernames
Why can't people just keep their shoes on during a flight
MortalF1aw
It depends on length of flight. I fly between 8-10 times a month longer flights can be uncomfortable with shoes on
pengwings
I fly Hamburg - Brisbane return once a year or so. It's about survival and sanity.
MarioBoon
Why would you?
PacifistPlaythroughs
Feet swell up. Hurts.
nero4ty2
because being stuck in a confined space for hours on end can be made just a little better by taking your shoes off
ekrumme
being stuck in a confined space for hours on end can be made a heck of a lot worse for the rest of us by making us smell your feet
nero4ty2
air circulation is pretty good on a plane, usually isn't an issue, and my feet don't smell that bad anyways
nero4ty2
and most on most flights to and from asia smelling feet is usually not the thing you have to worry about
welcometofuckall
"Window gets an armrest and a wall. Middle gets two armrests. Aisle gets an armrest and a little bit of extra leg. We live in a society!"
MortalF1aw
Maybe for you peasants in economy!
samguy344
I wish! But no one follows that rule
BoobsAreSoMuchFun
This! Who does not know about this etiquette thing?
slinks360
we're not animals!
Imaybegotthis
My parents were complaining that one flight they were looking at charged like $75 more for window and aisle seats as opposed to middle ones.
ThePoisonPlagueDoctor
And leave your damn shoes on.
hiig
The worst is when people bring their own smelly food on. No one needs to smell your tuna, or your sour cream and onion chips.
basicunicorn
Last flight I was stuck in the middle seat and my neighbor proceeded to hog the arm rest so he could paint a water color of the airplane
RefAtty
The fk! I will passively aggressively alpha male all common areas
ourari
http://imgur.com/dTeacD6
Burke616
Says the man who double-dips a chip.
ourari
Touché
ItsCrazyTim
Jim Jefferies
boogersweretasty
This should be part of the pre-flight presentation given by the flight attendant.
hiig
So many things I'd like to put in that announcement for my passengers. Like the ice cream spoon is under the damn lid! Read the bloody lid!
hiig
Seriously, 430 people asking the same thing will eventually break you mentally.
oiproks
What if it is a two seat row?
vanella
Window gets a wall and one armrest! Row gets a cart in the elbow if they use the outer armrest...be reasonable :)
candar
or a four seater like the one im on now.
itypewerdsonline
What do you think this is? Business? Pfff.
highteck9
Or four seats
JustPlaneWrong
Hold hands
RedPeggy
Anarchy.
KnifeKnut
Easy. Window gets middle armrest and window, aisle gets aisle armrest and extra legroom.
vanella
They get a cart bump most of the time, so they should really get both armrests
Wert688
Yeah cuz there's normally an armrest directly under the window too.
nobodyblindedme
rock, paper, scis- oh, right… TSA…
hiig
You can always substitute the scissors for the crash axe we have stashed away...
hiig
You can always substitute the scissors for the crash axe we have stashed away...
ProxyPlayerHD
I have never seen a Plane with just 2 seats per row. D:
tomatoboy
I flew on a 2-5-2 Asiana plane a few times this year. It's an alright setup for the 2. Sucks for the 5 unless they are family.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
2-4-2 is pretty common on international flights.
tomatoboy
The Concorde also had a 2-2 configuration.
AJMansfield
I did, it was a 45 minute long connecting flight with only about 50 seats.
tomatoboy
They're more common in Asia (and were in the 70s in US) in 2-5-2 config. US you'll usually only see on 1-2 Embraer regional jets.
CrazyCanuck150
Air Canada has it on 767's and A330's. 2-3-2 and 2-4-2 configs respectively