saladmonkey

13270 pts ยท December 29, 2013


I am human. I promise. I grew this skin myself. I like human things...like tea and swans.

A truer statement has never been.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye, it's an ever so concerning quirk (of a definite psychopath)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yes, yes indeed. Stupid hair et al.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TBF, my flatmate irons her bed sheets. And I'm relatively certain she's going to murder me one day.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, I can just say it was the furthest from funny for me. Love it now, so much, but actual application was horrific

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would get that last one as a tattoo, which I believe is a big old compliment.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As someone who's been through that shit: you sure it was giggling and not a seizure from pain?

9 years ago | Likes 340 Dislikes 1

That is a good reason for the people in those two buildings to suddenly develop stomach problems

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I fucking miss chip gatsbys. Pls send. Need halp.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are a very clever girl, indeed, as this is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a South African that waitresses in a restaurant here: what's the big deal? I've seen like a million of them thingies. Pls halp explain?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of work for something I'd probably lose within five minutes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I care not for this, however, that deep fried pizza you posted - please send one Aberdeen way. Thank ya kindly!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recently moved to the UK. The NHS is amazing, coming from someone who used to live where public health care was a slow death sentence

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you live there? I just moved to Scotland. Can I come visit? This is pretty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ola, raised in Joburg and studied in Cape Town, here! Nice to see a fellow Saffa, again. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...indicator...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you guys have the same haircut, woot. But also, I admire you. I hate war and I'm not a citizen of any war going country but you brave!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a real person, but he is very bad ass. His work includes documenting gang warfare in Cape Flats of South Africa. Check out his YouTube.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just curious: why do people bathe their cats? They're self cleaning and will rip your arms off? Seems too dangerous considering.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend has 5 of these, she runs a farm. They're pretty AF.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are wonderful! Haha, I wish I was one of these folk you painted. I could do with a badass painting of myself. Keep it up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SO, not OS, obviously

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a farm :) they rehabilitate animals and such

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0