saladmonkey

13270 pts ยท December 29, 2013


I am human. I promise. I grew this skin myself. I like human things...like tea and swans.

Rewatching Buffy Is So Rewarding

Points 32
Comments 16
Views 1432

I'm An Adult Human...

Points 4
Comments 9
Views 1

A Wee Ewok

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 1231

Mlem, why you fail me?

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 201

Sexy time with the lights off

Points 1280
Comments 22
Views 31350

Oh Biden, you sneaky Devil

Points 144
Comments 16
Views 1732

Taken Too Soon But Never Forgotten

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 387

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 10

MRW people say anxiety isn't a real thing

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 388

So, I went on my first Tinder date

Points 70
Comments 24
Views 977

Stroh Rum. Not even once.

Points 45
Comments 47
Views 95

Taken Too Soon But Never Forgotten

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 485

Great Scot(s)! I Need Your Help!

Points 23
Comments 15
Views 527

MRW my mother uses my full name

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 35

Being Single is Weird...

Points 266
Comments 45
Views 1938

South African Bands to Listen to

Points 23
Comments 24
Views 47

"You're my Marnie, Moose!"

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 726

Tryna look sexy after half a bottle of tequila

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 179

I haven't eaten in way too long

Points 22
Comments 6
Views 0

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

Points 44
Comments 35
Views 3413

Midweek Dranks With The Gurls

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 1155

I've had Boo Radley for a year!

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 98

Look at my home! Eye the shit outta it!

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 2

Wearing the trophies of your enemies...I, uh, guess

Points 29
Comments 11
Views 26

MRW my two straightest female friends started hooking up

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 574

Finally a Diet I Can Get Behind

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 105

MRW it's 37 Degrees Celsius in The Centre of Cape Town

Points 26
Comments 27
Views 362

My 5th 16 hour shift this week starts in 2 hours

Points 21
Comments 23
Views 86577

Bro It Up

Points 23
Comments 18
Views 38

Some of my 2015 funnies

Points 78
Comments 9
Views 1

That final Scrabble move

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 45

The All Seeing Bum

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 37298

Boo Radley - Elegant AF

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 27

So, I heard you like floofs

Points 32
Comments 2
Views 40

"What should I name my book store?", "I dunno, maybe name it after stuff you enjoy?"

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 148
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