593 pts · November 8, 2015
My grandma has a penpal in the US who refuses to take the vaccine. Her reason? She doesn’t like to be told what to do. Like, are you 5?
I thought it would end with a fart she had been holding in for 21 weeks :(
Same!
I'm dating the IT-guy at our office, so I am now known as the girl who has IT on speed dial and probably get IT lessons on datenights
You don’t know how many people with dirty hands has been petting that cat. It’s easier to switch gloves than send your entire suit for clean
I love her. Somebody make her a comicbook hero.
White swiss Shepherd?
Do mine!
Eat the rich
I used to be really underweight and asked my overweight father for tips and he said to eat until I was stuffed and then you just keep going
Parks and rec.
Tag yourselves. I'm the dog.
First date with my bf I asked if we could walk his dog. Three more walks, bang.
Baku-shan is now the word I am going to use to describe myself.
In Norway we nod slower and slower, while walking slowly backwards, until we are out of view.
Only America can make it a monster.
Had the biggest crush on Zuko..
Fight back, spider! FIGHT BACK!
Get that shit out of my face, Karen!
I'm the person that changes my mind in the middle and has to ask everyone to let me pass.
My dog is so ticklish, he kicks me if I touch between the toebeans.
Women don't realize that they are drunk before they go to the bathroom
Crownprince of Norway, Håkon and crownprincess Mette Marit. They were singing"Happy Birthday" to the king.
Haemophilia came from the British royal family, not from incest.
I love that they are eating the warning signs as if they are trying to kill us.
Hopefully
Were expecting shrek.
The start looked a lot like Black Friday.
Sexual harassment, no matter how famous or rich you are. 2/2
My grandma has a penpal in the US who refuses to take the vaccine. Her reason? She doesn’t like to be told what to do. Like, are you 5?
I thought it would end with a fart she had been holding in for 21 weeks :(
Same!
I'm dating the IT-guy at our office, so I am now known as the girl who has IT on speed dial and probably get IT lessons on datenights
You don’t know how many people with dirty hands has been petting that cat. It’s easier to switch gloves than send your entire suit for clean
I love her. Somebody make her a comicbook hero.
White swiss Shepherd?
Do mine!
Eat the rich
I used to be really underweight and asked my overweight father for tips and he said to eat until I was stuffed and then you just keep going
Parks and rec.
Tag yourselves. I'm the dog.
First date with my bf I asked if we could walk his dog. Three more walks, bang.
Baku-shan is now the word I am going to use to describe myself.
In Norway we nod slower and slower, while walking slowly backwards, until we are out of view.
Only America can make it a monster.
Had the biggest crush on Zuko..
Fight back, spider! FIGHT BACK!
Get that shit out of my face, Karen!
I'm the person that changes my mind in the middle and has to ask everyone to let me pass.
My dog is so ticklish, he kicks me if I touch between the toebeans.
Women don't realize that they are drunk before they go to the bathroom
Crownprince of Norway, Håkon and crownprincess Mette Marit. They were singing"Happy Birthday" to the king.
Haemophilia came from the British royal family, not from incest.
I love that they are eating the warning signs as if they are trying to kill us.
Hopefully
Were expecting shrek.
The start looked a lot like Black Friday.
Sexual harassment, no matter how famous or rich you are. 2/2