rocketchick

6712 pts ยท September 24, 2012


too much pressure to decide what to write here.

Urg I would die of embarrassment if someone did this to me... Hope whoever was the recipient liked it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"rag doll it around the lawn" lmao

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol no one takes birth control in the morning

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then you have to explain what 9/11 was. Dogs don't watch the news..?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you think your dog would tell you?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol did you go to the McDonald's where you work?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't it depend on how long it's been dead? Like with people. Rigor Mortis

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Trouble shooting/problem solving? That's crazy talk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@rc9313 my next method. This is gold

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've got pretty tough competition!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, and it blurs them to avoid surprise dick pics so I should've known better. The person's name also appears watermarked on the pic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bumble

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haha love it! Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very cool *The more you know*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that entire thing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like how we can tell all that just by seeing her from behind

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does your opinion change with the "autism" tag?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now that's dedication

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Hellllllllo

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Maybe typo for "shared" ?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that cats..?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a hoe, I can confirm this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know this is a movie. But actually writing down reasons helps a lot. If you ever miss the person, just re-read the list.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine too...I really want to know why that is

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck, it doesn't matter how many times I see/hear this, it'll always be funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I showed the bf and asked if WE could try some of these things lol :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha I think we read the same article

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm happy for you and all....But, as someone who is irrationally cranky due to my 8-9 day period, fuck your short period

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still have 3 roses that my SO gave me about 2 years ago. I sprayed them with a bit of hairspray and the dried perfectly :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0