robotsp

1128 pts · May 3, 2016


This is the UK, housecats are considered native here.

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Pete Buttigieg vs the guy who is trying to create the 4th reich and you’re still not sure?

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

it’s called Pancake Day and the British do it instead of Mardi Gras

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get cat scratch mats for the sofa, they pin in place and keep the sofa pristine while giving the cat a nice scratchy thing they like better!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why doctors are unionizing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

London NHS forgot to weigh me at my last appointment 😔 I’m treated worse than the animals in the zoo

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love sending people to my manager because he’s so much meaner than me hahaha. People think they’re getting stonewalled with me? Take a slightly annoying request to him and he’ll make them wish they’d never been born.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

American in UK, happy to send fun snacks!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The maker of the scooter/batteries is Gogoro, if anyone’s curious :)

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For context, flights from the uk often run as cheap as £20 (USD ~$30) for a round trip flight.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best bike lock is owning a bike that’s a bit shit

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

You could just listen to bands that include instrumentalists. There are loads of them out there I promise

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

That bed with the sheets half off is every single man's bed in Philadelphia

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick, someone call Susanna Clarke!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are some CLENCHED butt cheeks

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they do the drones thing at Disney Shanghai already

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gay marriage has been around longer than the Confederacy now. Can't wait to see all the gay statues!

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Spotify is straight up hot garbage for anything other than rap, though

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You say that like someone who's never had to try to sleep with rats scurrying around in the walls

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly this means further isolating average Chinese citizens from ability to get any non-propaganda news, meanwhile CCP will just VPN up

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that counts as a hazmat suit

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

China's complaining about the world unfairly giving them a bad rap, meanwhile they're flying military planes over Taiwan

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

LV bag, face covered... He isn't just escaped China.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, sometimes you just want to feel like a professional business lady and also a linebacker.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, wasabi flavored toothpaste right next to the tube of "darkie", the toothpaste so offensive it's banned in most of the world!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is his daughter Mitski??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats Dan Harmon

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0