rizion

45302 pts ยท September 23, 2014


I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader, I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada Though I'm certain they're really really nice.I have a Prime minister not a President. I speak English and French, NOT American. And I pronounce it about not aboot.I can proudly sew my counties flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping not policing. Diversity not assimilation.And that the Beaver is a truly proud and noble animal! A toque is a hat! A chesterfield is a couch! And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE! ZED! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! And the BEST part of North America! My name is Rizion and I! AM! CANADIAN! Selfie: http://i.imgur.com/WHcx61f.gif ...I'm a god-damn sexual tyrannosaurus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnsjOA1G3wE I also have a glorious mane of a beard PEACE is a LIE, there is only PASSION Through PASSION, I gain STRENGTH Through STRENGTH, I gain POWER Through POWER, I gain VICTORY Through VICTORY my CHAINS are BROKEN The FORCE shall set me FREE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...what secrets could be hidden below??.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LOL MADE YOU LOOK!

I know its getting nuts with all the different new cards being made but what did Magic The Gathering do?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call everyone buddy but then again I am canadian. However if someone calls me bud i take issue

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This game has been in early access for like 4 years it better be good by the time of the full release

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roll over and die I suppose?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The number for my work cell phone used to be belong to some escort who also sold panties. Had the number for 6 years and still get texts

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clean your fridge

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Do you have a brita or similar water jug in your fridge? Every made a pitcher of juice?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or have OC music mmmmmmmm whatcha sayyyyy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think these are wolves not coyotes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I choose both. Was always a history nerd now im 30 i want a smoker

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pantera as a whole or just Phil Anselmo?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If USD $12 in 1990 is equal to 27.47 adjusted for inflation

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

parts of Newfounland are incomprehensible swear it felt like that scene from Hot Fuzz with the sea mine at times when I had worked out there

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EGOT?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup she was a childhood friend of my mom. She was car bombed investigating mafia and gov corruption in malta

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the solicosis stance to simulate having ass that throws me off. Unless she has socoliosis, in which vase im just an ass

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really no oogie boogie in top comments?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are ginger cats more prone to freckles? cause mine has them too. JW

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is the show writers haven't or think they are better

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You know you don't have to be so accurate with your me-mes

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The point isn't to have an "X" History Monty but that it is all our collective history and shouldn't be compartmentalized to token months

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Cancer is bull shit

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Explorabowl

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Doraonabowl

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dorainabowl?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*discounted sour cream at that point

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As far as I'm aware the only thing that has actual "expiry date" VS "best before date" is baby foods

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like if your milk starts smoking crack you know its gone way too bad

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*free flavour packets***/ extra nutrients

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear to jove if some ass hat in the future teaches food about the calendar imma loose it

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