ridureyu

777359 pts · October 18, 2015


I’m that weirdo who posts toy pictures and random dumps. But I’ve got a book coming out! https://www.johnmoreyauthor.com

Formative moments in adulthood:
1) realizing that certain childhood stories are not “normal parents.”
2) realizing that certain childhood stories are not funny.

1 day ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It killed my heart.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just draw my face as it is and it’ll be ugly enough.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Flat-chested ladies have pleasant dispositions!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh, to be a pet spider, grooming myself like a cat.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He children have to learn about Tekwar someday!

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don’t smoke kids. Broil or sautee them instead.

3 days ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

95 and remarkably healthy!

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This has gone very poorly for some famous people.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAPPY ENDINGS FOR EVERYBODY?!?!?

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Vampire squid!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Has he even said thank you?

1 week ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

I can’t knowingly leave someone to die if I know they will kill themselevs.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cake.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

frrrrrrrt

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But Battletoads are Mad, Bad, & Crazy!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, this means he has 42 months in office, minimum.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Kristi Noel is expected to rip out a child’s throat with her teeth and drink its blood. This will be met with cheers and praise from the pro-life coalition.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So the US government is officially declaring Donald Trump to be the antichrist now?

3 weeks ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 1

Demon’s Chronicle, a 2000s Japanese trading line from Yanoman. The figures are amazing, but genuinely hard to find and pretty pricy. You’ll have the most luck with somebody in Japan who can bid on yahoo Japan auctions and similar.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The trial should take no more than five minutes.
“It says in these records that you voted for Trump.”

GUILTY.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nazis don’t get the right to live. And the full power of the government would remove them very fast.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How soft and gentle do you want to be with Nazis?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
People who defend Nazis are Nazis.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EVERY Trump voter.
AND the larva. Nits produce lice.
And EVERYONE who tries to protect them.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
It’ll be uncomfortable, but necessary.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Is it too much to hope that for his state of the union, he admits to raping and eating children, praises Satan, insults his voters directly, and then poops himself so hard he dies on the spot?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This isn’t 3D printed. It’s produced by KidRobot as part of their BFFs line.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assume that if you survive a crash, little panels open and hammers come out.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish to walk into a room with duty puppies. I shall lie down, and whatever happens will happen.

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