27693 pts ยท September 12, 2012
does anybody read these things?
Yes, we are fed Beauty and the Beast propaganda from a very young age.
Yet another adorable post by AbortedFetusNercophiliac.
Not the first time they've done this
It's like Craigslist personals in real life
Don't play with your food.
He looks a lot like our big boy!
My big brother told me that was how I would know if a guy was worth dating.
This sounds familiar. Was it a Stephen King story? About a hand maybe. . .
This explains so much. I'm a little shaken.
Burritos are made to be eaten with your hands. The sauce ruined it
Borking into the void
I work at a wedding venue. We had a whole wedding party end up in dinosaur suits. It was awesome!
My dog is on meds four times a day. Pill organizers and phone alarms are life savers.
I got married there.
Texan here. Makes me glad I never had children.
You are sweet
I loved art history classes! Dark room, pretty pictures, boring lectures! Those were some good naps.
Now they are just mocking us.
Like smurfs
The kitchen is where we keep our kitsch.
So much better than what I expected from the TV show.
I'm reading The Magicians books right now. It is so good! Harry Potter and Narnia for nerdy grownups.
Aggie roadblock
I'm more interested in how they got to that point. What is involved in discovering that your cat will ride on your shoulder on a skateboard?
Wasp spray is legal
My husband want to know if it is still legal if he attaches a flame thrower to a drone?
Or break in a new pair of shoes
Giant pizza toaster is def going to fling molten pies at people
. . . and your arteries.
Pain is pain, no matter the temperature.
Yes, we are fed Beauty and the Beast propaganda from a very young age.
Yet another adorable post by AbortedFetusNercophiliac.
Not the first time they've done this
It's like Craigslist personals in real life
Don't play with your food.
He looks a lot like our big boy!
My big brother told me that was how I would know if a guy was worth dating.
This sounds familiar. Was it a Stephen King story? About a hand maybe. . .
This explains so much. I'm a little shaken.
Burritos are made to be eaten with your hands. The sauce ruined it
Borking into the void
I work at a wedding venue. We had a whole wedding party end up in dinosaur suits. It was awesome!
My dog is on meds four times a day. Pill organizers and phone alarms are life savers.
I got married there.
Texan here. Makes me glad I never had children.
You are sweet
I loved art history classes! Dark room, pretty pictures, boring lectures! Those were some good naps.
Now they are just mocking us.
Like smurfs
The kitchen is where we keep our kitsch.
So much better than what I expected from the TV show.
I'm reading The Magicians books right now. It is so good! Harry Potter and Narnia for nerdy grownups.
Aggie roadblock
I'm more interested in how they got to that point. What is involved in discovering that your cat will ride on your shoulder on a skateboard?
Wasp spray is legal
My husband want to know if it is still legal if he attaches a flame thrower to a drone?
Or break in a new pair of shoes
Giant pizza toaster is def going to fling molten pies at people
. . . and your arteries.
Pain is pain, no matter the temperature.