redsmerf

499675 pts ยท September 2, 2013


I have a gigantic tongue and a kilt. What. Drax might just be my spirit animal

oh, do love some pearl in my car paint

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#13

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...He says that's why Trump wants in there

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"rehabbing a fake image" You can polish a turd all you want, it's still a turd.

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Step one: get a girlfriend

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#25 What in the Batman: The Animated Series is this?

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My mother has a tissue holder shaped like an Easter Island head. The tissues come out of the nose

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i mean, the ability of the chicken to cross the road was never in question

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...Good grief, I think I have the exact same ammo boxes.

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It's a serial attacker, since it hit me next

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no

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Sweet! I've got 3 weeks left to enlist! Gonna sign right up today

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#6 I mean.... That'd work on me.

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#94 Why you gotta do Riff Raff dirty like that?

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#37 Hell, ~I~ want Elvira's Macabre Mobile

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#6 Yeah.... That tracks.

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...TLDR?

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The math checks out!

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Or Gaza

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Strictly speaking, they all worship the same guy.

So it's really arguing over who the imaginary friend has as their best friend

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Oh man, I remember watching that when I was a kid

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@AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls

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I am an average person who isn't intimately familiar with every variation of US military uniforms (not even the common ones).

I still know enough that the Army probably doesn't include a miniskirt.

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I mean... Those aren't thigh highs, but I still accept your offering

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Cat Scratch Fever

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If you're asking that question, you already know the answer.

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