1503 pts ยท July 29, 2013
I have a husky mix and he loves finding ice to lay on in the late winter/early spring
Bryan Cranston proved that goofy TV dads can go on to play dramatic roles extremely well
PHRASING!
Heros get remembered, but legends never die...
I spent $1500 on a motorcycle after my break-up
It's not sideways when you put it in a vedning machine
"We need to cancel the swimming lessons!"
Lick it like you like it, lick it like you like it...
The fear-rection
As a Minnesotan I consider my accent to be close enough to make that work
#7 Alright, alright, alright!
Sons of Anarchy
Ad a guy that just joined the free dating sites recently I try to not come off as a creep when just saying hi.
Malt-o-Meal
Finally an explanation that makes sense!
If your not first, you're last.
Catherine Zeta Jones... she dips beneath lasers... oh oh whoa...
Fuck Edina
Yeah the library is great until you get a swarm of Vashta Nerada...
Man you wasted...
Username checks out...
Has anyone said "fuck Edina" yet? If not, fuck Edina...
Those kids can never complain that they didn't get something they wanted now.
My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick...
I thought Tim Horton was a great wizard that channeled all the anger of Canada and put it into the Canadian Goose.
I have a husky mix and he loves finding ice to lay on in the late winter/early spring
Bryan Cranston proved that goofy TV dads can go on to play dramatic roles extremely well
PHRASING!
Heros get remembered, but legends never die...
I spent $1500 on a motorcycle after my break-up
It's not sideways when you put it in a vedning machine
"We need to cancel the swimming lessons!"
Lick it like you like it, lick it like you like it...
The fear-rection
As a Minnesotan I consider my accent to be close enough to make that work
#7 Alright, alright, alright!
Sons of Anarchy
Ad a guy that just joined the free dating sites recently I try to not come off as a creep when just saying hi.
Malt-o-Meal
Finally an explanation that makes sense!
If your not first, you're last.
Catherine Zeta Jones... she dips beneath lasers... oh oh whoa...
Fuck Edina
Yeah the library is great until you get a swarm of Vashta Nerada...
Man you wasted...
Username checks out...
Has anyone said "fuck Edina" yet? If not, fuck Edina...
Those kids can never complain that they didn't get something they wanted now.
My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick...
I thought Tim Horton was a great wizard that channeled all the anger of Canada and put it into the Canadian Goose.