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AlessandraCapone
Canada is a constitutional monarchy. Our president is the ghost of Karl Marx.
rando53
Which raises the question, how did a cow elk like Trudeau become prime minister?
erbiumyttriumytterbium
They have a curling tournament. The winners get to run the government. The losers get to run the Maple Leafs.
EmhyrVarEmreis
Bobby orr wakes up from his nap and gets in gear, and dives off the CN tower, whoever he lands on becomes the new Prime Minister.
NotAnActualWizard
No that's how you find the grand wizard of the forest, not the prime minister.
Huhwhatcrazy
No President, thank god
GeauxGhoti
/a/SCboT
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As a canadian: they choose the most handsome moose now and just run with it
ItsWaluigitime
Could have done without the reaction
whyisthisusernametaken
Oh my actual god
electrobombs
Theres a big free for all between all the people with the best igloos. They duke it out on mooseback with ritual sharpened hockey sticks.
Onefoggynight
I'm Canadian- I approve :D
Bystandr
I saw a picture of Justin Trudeau riding a moose with a rocket launcher a while back, I think.
ChinaMike808
All I know is, Canada is my favorite state.
TheyCallMeAsshole
Yeah...that's pretty spot on!
Fivemachinesinjapanese
I upvote this from 1999 to 2000. Very satisfying.
MostValuableDickbutt
DP is PM
teardropivyyearofthetiger
I'd vote for Ryan Reynolds to be PM. He qualifies.
PMSESP
No. Not a president. Not a moose. We fight in a pit full of poutine in the basement of an igloo. Best 2 out of 3 gets to be King
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
Whomever gives the best beaver slap rules all the igloos! #iamcanadian
Xenarion
Well to be fair we don't have a president.
thealphallama1145
FUCK NO
putzcommander
How the real Prime Minister is selected:
JackBurtonME
This time around it was the person with the best hair so why not?
KevinBaconsToasterOven
Oh my actual god
crantron
On the real, these sort of phrases are getting me dangerously close to rage quitting imgur. Let's be original.
Canadalism
Yes
Lucksm1th
Thanks, without that highlight I wouldn't have known what to read.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I don't understand. I hope @OP highlights the highlighted part next time it's reposted so it's not just all gobbledigook.
Iamdarkwingduck
Oohhh now I see it!!
igniskonig
Iamdarkwingduck
yes
dogestyle
a little bit of both
clashforsanity
It's whichever beaver can built the biggest dam in a month, winner takes the other losers dams as vacation spots n calls his The Brown House
DarkUranium
Actually, it's neither.
doggo
Canada's pretty progressive, so it could be a moostress.
bloatedplutocrat
Every 4 years Wayne Gretzky comes out of hiding and takes a wicked slapshot off the top of the CN Tower. Whoevers hit becomes Prime Minister
rwiggy09
His slapper is far from wicked. He was just before the age of real competition
DTownFunkyStuff
As is tradition.
krapmyself
Sounds legit
namiasdf
It missed my head by about 22 millimetres, and fucking Trudeau was standing behind me. Lucker.
Banditsalmon
I went to school with his nephew
jinjaneko
If it ricochets off a goose, we get a minority government.
RickAndMartyAdventures
So it is written, so shall it be.
fr1080f
Tis a glorious day for Canada, and therefore the world.
wafflestompa
I want to say it isn't true, but I don't know enough about Canadian politics to refute this.
WelcomeToMyUsername
+1 For "wicked slapshot"
thedarkcanuck
And it is a glorious day for Canada and therefore the rest of the world
ItsMeYaBoii
And then yells sorry for hitting them. Then says sorry for yelling
PupperInTheStreetsDogeInTheSheets
Vote 1 for Wan-ye Gretzky for president
Souljah42
Wayne has to yell sorry before actually making contact with the puck. Whoever wins has to apologize as well for being selected.
bloatedplutocrat
rockclimbscuba
Except most PMs come from Quebec......
valiantaesir
It is known.
CakeTraveler
Gagerbager
As a Canadian I can confirm this. Remember Prime Minister Tim Horton and his double double? What a time to be alive.
jinjaneko
Wasn't that the same year we had to build a dome over our National Igloo to prevent it from melting due to climate change?
Gagerbager
Yep. I remember because it was the same year I lost the second story of my igloo and got a flat on my dog sled.
raws32
I thought Tim Horton was a great wizard that channeled all the anger of Canada and put it into the Canadian Goose.
Gagerbager
Shhh. They'll find out if you keep talking about it
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyWeightedCompanionCubeFromValinor
Yes, he did it while he was PM.
Astrangeimageeveryday
So if i went to canada and purposely jumped in front of the puck i could be the first american prime minister
TheRealBrebby
Unfortunately not. You would be an American getting hit by a random puck. Beat us at hockey and we will consider this
goldanred
Astrangeimageeveryday
I begin my training tomorrow
TheRealBrebby
On a Saturday? Gross......
iamthisguy247
Then we celebrate with a poutine, Tim Hortons Cruller, and a Molson. As is tradition.
iShouldBeWorking42
+1 for tradition but -1 for Molson.
HouseMouseMN
While breaking in our glove and locker.
HouseMouseMN
Blocker*
bitchachos
as per Canadian tradition
Chrasoe
Can confirm we also go out for a rip afterwards...
TickleMyTaters
Oh fuck yeah bud
Krayotik
Honey crullers for life
espo2323
What a glorious day for Canada and therefore the rest of the world!
kibbypie
As is tradition.
Sebastian987654
The elders have spoken
DorianGalli
@iamthisguy247 and All dressed Ruffles
iamthisguy247
Fucking eh! And some Swiss Chalet sauce.
Istealfromthefrontpage
I know some of these words
billtopia
I want in on this celebration. My only regret of living where I do now is that I can no longer get timbits.
marek
Sorry
BeadyeyedFlappyheadedCanadian
Sorry
Ihavemytowel
What do you pummel people with then?
marek
Where is home now, maybe we can mail you some timbits. You know there's a caramel churro flavour now
billtopia
St. Paul. A quick check shows that they opened a store in Minneapolis last year. Unfortunately I don't like going to that side of the river
billtopia
So my ability to get timbits is entirely self imposed now. Which is almost worse.
Hockey4life
Where do I sign up? I want Kokanee though.
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Agreed. How about a Moosehead?
Hockey4life
Down with that too
100PercentCanadianBeef
Sometimes I get mad at Canadian stereotypes but then I realize i'm sitting next to a pair of antlers and cooking maple syrup in my garage
teardropivyyearofthetiger
+1 for Canuck
fr1080f
Your user name is pretty much McDonald's biggest lie.
Nykidemus
I had moose and caribou antlers in the house growing up. Am Alaskan.
100PercentCanadianBeef
Just Canada a bit to the left
Zaayl
I have a friend who hates the "eh" stereotype. I dont have the heart to tell him that he does it constantly.
owlman112
"The hazmat suits and oxygen tanks are for the... maple syrup. Yeah."
100PercentCanadianBeef
picturefan73
People in Vermont also do that...
bloatedplutocrat
Yours are like the "Asians are good at math" stereotype, "YOU'RE VERY POLITE, EAT DELICIOUS FOODS, AND GOOD AT PUCK!" not really offensive.
100PercentCanadianBeef
Yeah. But they are true, mostly. Everything I said is true. Homemade maple syrup is delish
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
What about the French speaking cunt Canadians?
LookAtMyUsername
Dude wtf, I'm legit right here.
fr1080f
We don't even like them, except for Montreal we pretty much disown them. Sorry, eh.
Ihavemytowel
I will always be thankful our francophone brethren for the gifts of poutine & galvode.
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Canadiens.
bloatedplutocrat
Akin to those that live in the Appalachian mountains or the swamps of Louisiana, they're technically Americans but we don't count them.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Acceptable response. I am appeased. Carry on loyal subject.