rationallyoffensive

4879 pts ยท January 10, 2014


https://youtu.be/zyuxBZV91LI You have come to my bio, I present you the best pianist and cellist I know. I cried the very first time I listened to them. Give yourself 10 mins and close your eyes, listen. I can't give you a car, but now I am giving a 10 mins good time. Enjoy it my friend!

Ok, love you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should probably kill her in her sleep. Tonight! Don't feel bad, she is a delusional monster!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your best friend is not a real friend. Run!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penguin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because you've never seen Helen naked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helen are you there? I need to talk to you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if he actually loves your imaginary friend instead of you? Would you want them to be happy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I bring a guy friend for you just in case the groom runs away?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone proposed to you in the comments. Can I come to the wedding?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP is a legend.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One thing I learnt from this post: OP doesn't sleep naked.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why people downvote this? This is great.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I used to pretend I didn't hear anything until she came to my room.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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It's easy to get confused when you don't know anything about anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impressive

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First she wasn't smiling and not pretty, then she was smiling and pretty! The secret is smile!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Look at the hearts next to his name on her phone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jmagination

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The eyes are pretty but I love the smile on his face.

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Maybe he remembered what he did last life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumbest is a strong word.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gay!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I remember everyone ran away from you like that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't give him pizza crust!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you were curious about usersub

9 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 0

Her eyes color changed!

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