Woken up by a loud noise and found a dumpster diver INSIDE MY HOUSE

Jan 31, 2017 12:23 AM

Turns out she's also been eating all my food, shitting in a box in the basement, and sleeping in my bed.

Nice house!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I had a stray cat come in through my dog door to play with my other cats. Caught him and the fucker kicked my ass.

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Are those water-filled condoms by the lights???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! So original!

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Damn cats.

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