433 pts · August 31, 2015
Bless you!
Finish it off with a 3700mph slap
How do you kill the baby pigs? Easy, you just don't lead em so much.
This is why cops are so particular about where your hands are.
Nevada
Imagine how many people have to take a shit right there in the street. And use their shirt sleeve because they didn’t come prepared.
Those fries better not be cold!
I do. We even assisted in their prosecution for welfare fraud in one case.
They are when it’s cold
Found the Dad!
Bumblebee tuna
Every person work according to their ability and get paid according to need?
My greatest fear is being too stupid to know how stupid I am.
11pm showing has the same experience. Some assholes ruined it for me last night. A fight broke out because they wouldn’t shut up.
Matt Damon!
Tazerface!
Too beaucoup
Curraweee
In high school I would use a uhf rig to walk on the harmonic freqs of the assembly mic system. They always thought the mic battery was dying
Seattle is one very large biohazard. From dirty needles and human shit to unvaccinated masses.
The tree couldn’t say no so it’s not rape.
Especially when holding a baby you are trying to get to sleep.
7 kids? Sounds like she was late changing her mind about birth control too.
Always hard to focus when sitting to the left of someone wearing a shirt like this.
I can hear the rice crispies popping watching this.
I thought Alfred was Fernet Branca.
This is the kind of snarky clever shit I come here for.
The science courses will be online with the approved text being facebook.
Bless you!
Finish it off with a 3700mph slap
How do you kill the baby pigs? Easy, you just don't lead em so much.
This is why cops are so particular about where your hands are.
Nevada
Imagine how many people have to take a shit right there in the street. And use their shirt sleeve because they didn’t come prepared.
Those fries better not be cold!
I do. We even assisted in their prosecution for welfare fraud in one case.
They are when it’s cold
Found the Dad!
Bumblebee tuna
Every person work according to their ability and get paid according to need?
My greatest fear is being too stupid to know how stupid I am.
11pm showing has the same experience. Some assholes ruined it for me last night. A fight broke out because they wouldn’t shut up.
Matt Damon!
Tazerface!
Too beaucoup
Curraweee
In high school I would use a uhf rig to walk on the harmonic freqs of the assembly mic system. They always thought the mic battery was dying
Seattle is one very large biohazard. From dirty needles and human shit to unvaccinated masses.
The tree couldn’t say no so it’s not rape.
Especially when holding a baby you are trying to get to sleep.
7 kids? Sounds like she was late changing her mind about birth control too.
Always hard to focus when sitting to the left of someone wearing a shirt like this.
I can hear the rice crispies popping watching this.
I thought Alfred was Fernet Branca.
This is the kind of snarky clever shit I come here for.
The science courses will be online with the approved text being facebook.