My 10th favourite

Feb 25, 2019 2:13 PM

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4.5 oz. black iced coffee
2 oz bourbon
0.25–0.5 oz. maple syrup (depending how sweet you like it)

Brew a pot of coffee and let chill until cold, or dilute cold-brew coffee concentrate with an equal amount of cold water. Measure all ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake thoroughly, until chilled and foamy. Strain into glass over ice.

Serves 1

3 oz. orange juice
2 oz. sparkling wine
1 oz. silver tequila
Splash grenadine or maraschino cherry juice

Pour tequila, juice, and sparkling wine into a champagne flute and stir. Tilt glass slightly and slowly pour grenadine down the side so that it settles at the bottom. Garnish with a lime slice.

Serves 1

3 oz. grape Jolly Rancher-infused vodka (see below)
0.25 oz. lime juice
Seltzer

To make the infused vodka: Unwrap 10–12 purple Jolly Ranchers and put them in a sealable jar or bottle. Add 1½ cups of vodka, seal, shake, and let sit overnight or until candy fully dissolves when you shake the bottle. Chill until ready to use.

Add 3 oz. infused vodka and lime juice to a Collins glass with ice, stir, and fill with seltzer. Garnish with lime slice.

Serves 1

2 oz. gin
1 oz. St. Germain
0.75 oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice
3 sprigs fresh basil
2 sprigs fresh mint

Muddle all ingredients well in a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice, shake vigorously for at least 20 seconds (this will help break up the herbs and give the drink its color and flavor), and strain into a coupe glass.

Serves 1

6 oz. pineapple juice
1.5 oz. white rum
1.5 oz. blue Curaçao
3–4 blue raspberry Jolly Rancher candies (optional)

The night before making: Divide pineapple juice between sections of an ice cube tray and freeze until solid.

Crush Jolly Rancher candies with a mortar and pestle, or seal in a plastic bag and crush with a rolling pin or another heavy kitchen tool. Empty “crystals” onto a small plate. Rub the rim of a margarita or hurricane glass with a lime slice and roll it in the candy crystals to coat, then chill glass in fridge or freezer while you blend the cocktail.

Combine frozen pineapple juice cubes, rum, and blue Curaçao in a blender, pulse to break up the frozen juice, and blend until smooth. Pour into glass. Serve with a straw (and maybe a spoon).

Serves 1

2 oz. bourbon whiskey
1 oz. sweet vermouth
0.5 oz. creme de cassis
0.5 oz. fresh-squeezed lemon juice
Dash bitters

Shake all ingredients vigorously with ice and strain into a martini glass (or serve on the rocks, if your prefer).

Serves 1

2 cups Pimm’s No. 1
3 cups brewed black tea, chilled
2 12-oz. bottles ginger beer, like Reed’s or Gosling’s
1 lemon
1 orange
6 sprigs fresh mint, plus more for glass garnishes

Wash lemon and orange and slice them into thin rounds. Add citrus, Pimm’s and tea to a large pitcher, stir, and keep in the fridge at least one hour or until chilled. To serve, stir in ginger beer, pour into glasses filled with ice, and garnish with mint and a lemon slice.

Optional: If you’d like a boozier drink, add 1 oz. of gin to your glass before serving, and then stir in the Pimm’s mixture.

Serves 8

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/7-delicious-cocktails-to-serve-anyone-who-loves-batman?bffbfood&utm_term=4ldqphi#.aveLdLPPg

#1 doesn't really taste the same unless you shoot both your parents.

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I want to see this for Archer.

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Is the Bruce Wayne what you're supposed to drown your sorrows in when you witness your parents being murdered?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

instead of brewing cold brew for hours or letting a pot of hot coffee get sad and cold, brew iced coffee double strong and pour over ice!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is also my favourite batman part ;-)

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#1 is a Canadian Coffee if the coffee is hot.

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Fav&Forgotten

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This is a good post to find before fake patty’s day

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Any drink that requires preparation the night before is not suitable for my drinking habits...

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Any drink that requires preparation period is not suitable to mine.

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Any non alcoholic recipes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Alfred was Fernet Branca.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruce Wayne? What BS is this? He doesn't drink out of choice.. to stay in supreme shape!

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@hockeyfighter69

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Yessssss

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tine to go to the liquor store and buy everything

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The Batman is made using the same steps as the Bruce Wayne except you have to shoot the coffeepot and the cocktail shaker afterwards.

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The Bane: Wild Turkey 101

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"Hor oo ahrrahh dthoo agaah Wool Dookoo Oonoonoo." - Bane trying to order one

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And here I am drinking half of a coke from a burger joint and filling it up with rum...

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You do you and don't let anyone make you feel bad about it.

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Alfred would prefer to not drink from a jar.

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Fully agrree. Mr. Pennyworth would hardly drink from a mason jar

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There aren't any dead parents in that Bruce Wayne!

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What about The Harley Quinn, Moonshine, Fireball, and gunpowder , garnish with barbed wire.

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So... the Bruce Wayne is two shots in the dark with a little sappiness?

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savage

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.. & the cold dark at that

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The Catwoman should be "mix all that stuff together, then push it off the bar onto the floor and look at everyone with disgust".

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I was thinking something with more....idk, milk and catnip?

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The Scarecrow: Absinthe.

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Whole bottle. Straight. Then the next morning you'll be a nightmare

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You can make absinthe with cocaine leaves.

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I had it a couple if times, weed is better

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Heroine mixed with absinthe and 3 shots of Dead mans whiskey with a drop of cologne

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Or Mescaline

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with LSD

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Maybe this should be Catwoman's

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Original recipe of course ;) no fun without thujone

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Didn't Bruce Wayne drink Ginger Ale to fool his guest?

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Yes

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Yes, to look like champagne. Not sure why his alcoholic cocktail annoys me, its antithetical. Should have alternate nonalcoholic version.

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coffee, black, usually cold

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Tea.

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That's the Alfred

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I get that. My point was that Bruce drinks neither coffee nor alcohol.

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Coffee

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Alternate would be just coffee and maple syrup. No bourbon. I'm fine with that lol

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No bourbon? Heathen

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Hey now. Bourbon is friend. I'm only giving an answer to what the guy asked lol

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But I also like me a good coffee

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I'd figure the Bruce Wayne would be 21 year old Scotch, neat.

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IIRC he's a TeTotaller

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Scotch that old doesn't belong in a mixed drink. Use a cheap blend for that, like Dewars.

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Hence I said 'neat', which means 'just give me the alcohol and don't fuck with it'.

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I was agreeing with you...

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While watching your parents die

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Neat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Just Ice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a side of vengeance

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, strong bourbon mixed with the bitter coffee pairs perfectly with his personality, the maple syrup is for the masses grudging approval

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Also don't forget the dead parents

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I figured it'd be a Bloody Martha, Like a Bloody Mary, but with a string of pearl onions.

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This needs to be added to the list as it's own drink.

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NO. BAD COMMENT. NO.

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I laughed out loud and people are now looking at me. Well done.

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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

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This deserves more points

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Um, way more.. this is an internet breaker?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It should actually be just ginger ale. Bruce Wayne doesn't drink.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

First thought I had

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Two shots.

7 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

One for each parent

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That's apparent.

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Two, actually.

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That's the Batman, not the Bruce.

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*2 fingers

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For mom and dad

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The R. Kelly

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Wasn’t there a robot chicken scene what a guy was peeing on some kid?

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It’s a great source of urine.

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Should be a can of bud light because it tastes like piss

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Drip drip drip

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I get that reference.

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Urine trouble now

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+1 for the whizz kid

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+1. Now piss off.

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The 4chan

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*the instrument*

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When you shitpost, then post the "original" greentext picture

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WHAT THE FUCK! I need bleach for what I just read.

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