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Og post by @QuartKnee2010
4.5 oz. black iced coffee
2 oz bourbon
0.25–0.5 oz. maple syrup (depending how sweet you like it)
Brew a pot of coffee and let chill until cold, or dilute cold-brew coffee concentrate with an equal amount of cold water. Measure all ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake thoroughly, until chilled and foamy. Strain into glass over ice.
Serves 1
3 oz. orange juice
2 oz. sparkling wine
1 oz. silver tequila
Splash grenadine or maraschino cherry juice
Pour tequila, juice, and sparkling wine into a champagne flute and stir. Tilt glass slightly and slowly pour grenadine down the side so that it settles at the bottom. Garnish with a lime slice.
Serves 1
3 oz. grape Jolly Rancher-infused vodka (see below)
0.25 oz. lime juice
Seltzer
To make the infused vodka: Unwrap 10–12 purple Jolly Ranchers and put them in a sealable jar or bottle. Add 1½ cups of vodka, seal, shake, and let sit overnight or until candy fully dissolves when you shake the bottle. Chill until ready to use.
Add 3 oz. infused vodka and lime juice to a Collins glass with ice, stir, and fill with seltzer. Garnish with lime slice.
Serves 1
2 oz. gin
1 oz. St. Germain
0.75 oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice
3 sprigs fresh basil
2 sprigs fresh mint
Muddle all ingredients well in a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice, shake vigorously for at least 20 seconds (this will help break up the herbs and give the drink its color and flavor), and strain into a coupe glass.
Serves 1
6 oz. pineapple juice
1.5 oz. white rum
1.5 oz. blue Curaçao
3–4 blue raspberry Jolly Rancher candies (optional)
The night before making: Divide pineapple juice between sections of an ice cube tray and freeze until solid.
Crush Jolly Rancher candies with a mortar and pestle, or seal in a plastic bag and crush with a rolling pin or another heavy kitchen tool. Empty “crystals” onto a small plate. Rub the rim of a margarita or hurricane glass with a lime slice and roll it in the candy crystals to coat, then chill glass in fridge or freezer while you blend the cocktail.
Combine frozen pineapple juice cubes, rum, and blue Curaçao in a blender, pulse to break up the frozen juice, and blend until smooth. Pour into glass. Serve with a straw (and maybe a spoon).
Serves 1
2 oz. bourbon whiskey
1 oz. sweet vermouth
0.5 oz. creme de cassis
0.5 oz. fresh-squeezed lemon juice
Dash bitters
Shake all ingredients vigorously with ice and strain into a martini glass (or serve on the rocks, if your prefer).
Serves 1
2 cups Pimm’s No. 1
3 cups brewed black tea, chilled
2 12-oz. bottles ginger beer, like Reed’s or Gosling’s
1 lemon
1 orange
6 sprigs fresh mint, plus more for glass garnishes
Wash lemon and orange and slice them into thin rounds. Add citrus, Pimm’s and tea to a large pitcher, stir, and keep in the fridge at least one hour or until chilled. To serve, stir in ginger beer, pour into glasses filled with ice, and garnish with mint and a lemon slice.
Optional: If you’d like a boozier drink, add 1 oz. of gin to your glass before serving, and then stir in the Pimm’s mixture.
Serves 8
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/7-delicious-cocktails-to-serve-anyone-who-loves-batman?bffbfood&utm_term=4ldqphi#.aveLdLPPg
NerdvanaNC
#1 doesn't really taste the same unless you shoot both your parents.
TheUnspeakableh
I want to see this for Archer.
mehgoesmeh
Is the Bruce Wayne what you're supposed to drown your sorrows in when you witness your parents being murdered?
SurpriseBidet
instead of brewing cold brew for hours or letting a pot of hot coffee get sad and cold, brew iced coffee double strong and pour over ice!
hikingandadventures
This is also my favourite batman part ;-)
JakTheSphinxHound
RelartOfGivia
#1 is a Canadian Coffee if the coffee is hot.
usernameBB
Fav&Forgotten
itsyouboyskinnypenis
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
This is a good post to find before fake patty’s day
Geronimo500000000
Any drink that requires preparation the night before is not suitable for my drinking habits...
Kronzor
Any drink that requires preparation period is not suitable to mine.
RealObiwan
Any non alcoholic recipes?
rangeit
I thought Alfred was Fernet Branca.
kbing
Bruce Wayne? What BS is this? He doesn't drink out of choice.. to stay in supreme shape!
ilookfuckingcool
@hockeyfighter69
HockeyFighter69
Yessssss
Squartholomew
Tine to go to the liquor store and buy everything
Raileks
The Batman is made using the same steps as the Bruce Wayne except you have to shoot the coffeepot and the cocktail shaker afterwards.
070Nero
wutupchuck
TheElusiveEnchilada
The Bane: Wild Turkey 101
TygrF
"Hor oo ahrrahh dthoo agaah Wool Dookoo Oonoonoo." - Bane trying to order one
spidermilk
And here I am drinking half of a coke from a burger joint and filling it up with rum...
leaveit2
You do you and don't let anyone make you feel bad about it.
GraapeApe
Alfred would prefer to not drink from a jar.
WrenchTurner
Fully agrree. Mr. Pennyworth would hardly drink from a mason jar
gir2195
There aren't any dead parents in that Bruce Wayne!
howejeep350
What about The Harley Quinn, Moonshine, Fireball, and gunpowder , garnish with barbed wire.
sergeantapone
So... the Bruce Wayne is two shots in the dark with a little sappiness?
MrJBK99
savage
sergeantapone
.. & the cold dark at that
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
The Catwoman should be "mix all that stuff together, then push it off the bar onto the floor and look at everyone with disgust".
therealsarahconnor
I was thinking something with more....idk, milk and catnip?
MissSpelledTattoo
NorthEastDistrict
The Scarecrow: Absinthe.
wutupchuck
Whole bottle. Straight. Then the next morning you'll be a nightmare
blackrasputin
You can make absinthe with cocaine leaves.
PhantomOfTheDopera
I had it a couple if times, weed is better
RealObiwan
Heroine mixed with absinthe and 3 shots of Dead mans whiskey with a drop of cologne
DirtyRotter
Or Mescaline
tutan8314
with LSD
MissSpelledTattoo
Maybe this should be Catwoman's
AmazonEmma
Original recipe of course ;) no fun without thujone
KhalDingo
Didn't Bruce Wayne drink Ginger Ale to fool his guest?
MandaloreTheJust
Yes
TheDanWithNoName
Yes, to look like champagne. Not sure why his alcoholic cocktail annoys me, its antithetical. Should have alternate nonalcoholic version.
grinner
coffee, black, usually cold
GrimaceMusically
Tea.
deweydefeatstrumanagain
That's the Alfred
GrimaceMusically
I get that. My point was that Bruce drinks neither coffee nor alcohol.
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Coffee
SlyBleu
Alternate would be just coffee and maple syrup. No bourbon. I'm fine with that lol
wronaldweasley
No bourbon? Heathen
SlyBleu
Hey now. Bourbon is friend. I'm only giving an answer to what the guy asked lol
SlyBleu
But I also like me a good coffee
VitaminJay
I'd figure the Bruce Wayne would be 21 year old Scotch, neat.
wolfpreist
IIRC he's a TeTotaller
morphoyle
Scotch that old doesn't belong in a mixed drink. Use a cheap blend for that, like Dewars.
VitaminJay
Hence I said 'neat', which means 'just give me the alcohol and don't fuck with it'.
morphoyle
I was agreeing with you...
ISaidSarcastically
While watching your parents die
nrvagntsoleatr360
RickRollable
Neat.
Perfekt
Pretty sure it's supposed to be Just Ice.
epiclong1
With a side of vengeance
WinoCrimesand69s
Nah, strong bourbon mixed with the bitter coffee pairs perfectly with his personality, the maple syrup is for the masses grudging approval
CantFocus123
Also don't forget the dead parents
MalcontentTroll
I figured it'd be a Bloody Martha, Like a Bloody Mary, but with a string of pearl onions.
dustybucket
This needs to be added to the list as it's own drink.
DrRaccoon
NO. BAD COMMENT. NO.
agentarcher
I laughed out loud and people are now looking at me. Well done.
konelhft
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
MasterEpicon713
This deserves more points
epiclong1
Um, way more.. this is an internet breaker?
OutoftheDarknessIntotheLight
It should actually be just ginger ale. Bruce Wayne doesn't drink.
GuardianDinklage
First thought I had
dazedNconfuzed
Two shots.
JabbaTheButtSIut
One for each parent
dazedNconfuzed
That's apparent.
HoboStabWound
Two, actually.
Saghan
That's the Batman, not the Bruce.
Erutanmi
*2 fingers
songsinthekeyofheck
For mom and dad
370zSteve
Zigor22
Wasn’t there a robot chicken scene what a guy was peeing on some kid?
BobTerwilliger
It’s a great source of urine.
Obijesus
Should be a can of bud light because it tastes like piss
Calmpineapple08
AJediInTraining
Drip drip drip
criminal729
I get that reference.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Urine trouble now
carpebass
+1 for the whizz kid
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
+1. Now piss off.
elijajaja
BukkakeRider3000
The 4chan
ajxlucky13x
*the instrument*
trollprozac
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
When you shitpost, then post the "original" greentext picture
BoooBerry
JC2W
WHAT THE FUCK! I need bleach for what I just read.
Moretolife
AngelxOfxSin
TonyStankIsAlright
MidnightAtMandS
OatmealWicket92
xSocksMan