randomrover

5740 pts ยท January 1, 2014


Whovian, amateur artist and Terry Pratchett fan.

Spare dough that it would be a shame to waste

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couldn't find anything that was the right size sadly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*To the tune of we wish you a merry christmas* Mmf mmf mmf m mmmrm mfmmfs...

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

why not?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Our cats favorite game used to be "squonk" Hit a frog and make it go "squonk" He doesnt play it now. All the neighbours frogs are dead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Karl Urban fuckin' nailed this role.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slinky was "special" but we loved her anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our old cat used to catch live mice and stick them in her food bowl for later. She'd get really offended when she came back and they'd gone.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They're quite social animals. It would have known. Chickens are smarter then you give them credit for, I grew up with them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poor or not, I will devour every word pratchett has written. There won't be any more...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We have an elephants graveyard of collars somewhere. Stan objects strongly to clothes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He expresses his true affection by loving bites. He's a bit of a shit, really.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The baby hatches basically fully formed, just small. From the species point of view overall it works fine. It just sucks for the individual.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was the dog. Though in retrospect it may have been one of the cats. either way, dealing with that while crook wasnt fun.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dog. Sorry, should have clarified.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Sorry I'm autistic, i have enough trouble telling if someone is messing with me when I can see their faces. :p

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a kiwi thing, "fuck me" is often used as a cry of despair when something REALLY goes wrong

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm puking every half hour, trust me I'm not interested.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Though my fave white joke is "Why is the white dude the scariest guy in the prison? Because you know he actually did it."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We aren't good with spicy food. I hear thats a popular one.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Theres a video floating around of david attenborough getting knocked the fuck down by one.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Capercaillie get so riled up during mating season they will attack anything. Eagle was another bird, therefore it was a "rival"

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Not for long...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He caved to temptation and pulled the trigger. There was nothing but the feet left, it was like a cartoon.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Happened to a friend of our parents. Sparrow perched on the end of his rifle and looked down the barrel in case there were bugs in it. (1)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My nana could be used to secure fort knox if you gave her enough cellotape.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

though that sausage was pretty damn good too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ones made from tofu and spices. Not the one you're most likely thinking of.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0