randomrover
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This family has had a rough time of things. Dealing with a severely autistic child is hard enough, but recently they lost their father in law, a man they loved and respected and needed someone to watch the pets while they went to the funeral.
I was glad to give something back to them after what they've gone through.
Cook mince properly, people...I'm still basically crippled with gut ache, and the toilet and I are becoming fast friends. Combine that with my period deciding to show up right out of no where and I'm feeling a little blue.
Fuck this dog.
She's a sweet thing but she has a brain the size of a walnut and decided out of nowhere that she was going to disobey her poor sick petsitter
Fuck me...
TexanSailor
I am so sorry. Call over someone to take care of you and the pups.
TheyCallMeTheDoc
http://imgur.com/0AnFzUE
dracomoss
I'm sorry for the predicament you are in, but what's bugging me is that "did you puke on the carpet to lure the dog in?"
randomrover
It was the dog. Though in retrospect it may have been one of the cats. either way, dealing with that while crook wasnt fun.
ForTheGloryOfStraya
Okay OP, your place or mine?
randomrover
I'm puking every half hour, trust me I'm not interested.
ForTheGloryOfStraya
Shame...
randomrover
It's a kiwi thing, "fuck me" is often used as a cry of despair when something REALLY goes wrong
ForTheGloryOfStraya
Hahaha same here in Australia but I was just messing with you, hope you feel better soon mate!
randomrover
Thanks. Sorry I'm autistic, i have enough trouble telling if someone is messing with me when I can see their faces. :p