ran1992

3169 pts ยท October 24, 2011


"I'm the voice in your head. IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where I work you would absolutely be fired if someone saw you doing that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's does laundry and leaves cooking to you? Is your wife single?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP OP's asshole

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

WHOAA OHH OOOOHHHHHHHH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be a curfew thing. Where I grew up if you were 17 but an R rated movie let out after midnight they weren't supposed to let you in

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uninterrupted you might say

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Bioshock. A little older, but I just played it through for the first time like 2 months ago and it was so worth it, fantastic game!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Did you and your brother read a lot of Calvin and Hobbs?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Haha rowdy raddy, just down the road from me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waiting for the *fixed* repost with everything upside down

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went alone last night. 100% worth, didn't feel awkward at all. Don't let your dreams be dreams

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One of my close friends is vegan and I constantly forget, cause she basically never talks about it. Also she feeds her cat right too

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that true? Good on them if so

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stereotype, like we're expected to do it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also an engineer, and yeah definitely behind closed doors it happens, but in a joking fashion and I feel like it stems from the (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Having a penis makes me feel manly, everything else is irrelevant to my manliness, I just do what makes me happy

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're 100% right. It's when people get stuck at the acknowledge phase and can't move past it that it becomes a problem

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My Uhhh, friend doesn't get this, could someone explain it for him?

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

"Detective, we found a puddle of the killers blood!" "Gross, clean it up! Now, back to my hunch."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Tasted exactly like the real thing. It is *mostly* chocolate milk though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never worked for Wendy's, but I have made imitation frosties at home with chocolate milk, condensed milk, and cool whip that (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's OK, he's OP's attorney

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

you kinda are a real adult but you can still fuck up and only have people say "oh he/she's only 23, let them have their fun."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm also 23 and I feel like it's the best cause you're far enough into your 20s where maybe you've started to get the resources where (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP's mom's dick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other buddy's girlfriend. It's like standard to sing the entire thing on roadtrips

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Dragged? This movie was fantastic. Me and my best friend have watched this movie so many times we know the soundtrack better than our (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

I think she'd be using her pink sock to give him a pink sock

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2