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544 pts ยท January 5, 2016


His standup is very very good, but he was hired for SNL purely to attract a younger audience. He's not very good for sketch comedy honestly.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unless they were mint condition and/or 1st edition, they probablt weren't worth THAT much. Dw, it's not like you missed out on buying Google or FB stocks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm usually a boobs man but damn the 2nd girl got me thinking otherwise

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how you act animated in real life. Not that weird uncanny TikTok shit

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

It should pan down to reveal the goose has a big weiner

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've resorted to self harm by slashing my wrists nonfatally. It feels so good, like a drug high or something. This is just my life now

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women are just fucking crazy. There's no two ways about it. I've resolved to just be miserable for the rest of my life.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly she just turned into a totally different person one day and she's screaming at us. I swear to go somebody bodysnatched her

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's being supportive by constantly berating me and screaming at me and my MiL. My parents are furious wlth me. I don't know what to do

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got married 2 weeks ago and my wife already hates me. All of a sudden I'm lazy and she says I don't love her. I just lost my iob. :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found out something new about myself

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For anyone asking, the OP proved that in both cases, walking off the last platform was safe.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just ask my SO "Did you see that meme I sent you?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy's wife.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Give the weasel a way out to save face before he hits his deathbed. Let him speak out against Mitch. Ruin the GOP.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whenever you see an Indian kid when that demeanor, your better bet he's going to show you something goddamned impressive

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have read that "lie" about pets on so many posts now I'm beginning to think that they're just posting it to look good

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a shlubby slob with a hot gf, can confirm that being nice and having good social skills can get you far.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That LGBT superhero team is a much better concept than that shitshow marvel came up with

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait we were supposed to do projects??

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Om namah, Shiva" Translation: "adoration to Lord Shiva"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesse Pinkman

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This can also be for asshole sons that regret not listening to their fathers before

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You got the wrong guy, pal. I'm a shut-in who plays games all day and hasn't eaten a vegetable in years."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately Henry Cavill does not stream; his pic is edited from a live watch party of Snyder's JL.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why would she accuse them of staring at her girls if they're standing behind her, completed concealed?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0