pumpkinpiepatch

4959 pts ยท May 4, 2020


Man im just trying to unclog it real quick before bed

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much! I shaved my head though so I don't even look like that anymore. Just a lot more bad ass! Lol. To match the skill sets

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah well i like the teepee idea too but I always just accidentally end up with a chair. It all burns the same i guess.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im that white guy and Im a girl. This is a fire i made last week

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same i practically live on long naps and nap whenever I can. I feel horrible

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's to "leave a mark" as a larger dog than they actually are. It's why male dogs lift their leg to pee higher up.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I don't celebrate holidays unless I feel like it but I'm never obligated to "celebrate"

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its stuff like this that gets more than a puff of extra air for a laugh.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Teenager maybe? I'm 27

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spaceballs!

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My dad thought "this sex is on fire" was "red socks in the dryer" as a kid. And I always sing it that way since he told me.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How nice of you to argue my side for my. That's not exactly the point I was thinking

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You clearly are not educated on marijuana and it shows

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

She's holding pressure on the stub

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you get all those downvotes just to make this joke?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"one" as in Xmas trees

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandma has one in the living room, and one in the TV room. I have no idea why she has 2 living rooms. There is a single wall separating them. I can see into the other living room through the fireplace. It is a double-wide trailer.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason this made me laugh and it scared me because I just woke up

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your body has a crude way of letting you know something is wrong. It's all signals

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It made me start to like people watching and id have rich imagination about the complexity of each passerbys life. Makes mine feel bland.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because we are all animals living on this dirt ball together.... centuries of man and dog together, I'm not really worried about it. I'm more worried about people who want to pick fights with those expressing love to other living creatures.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do*

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My mom has a purple martin so this to her after she saved it from a turtle trap. It would hangout in the tree tops when we were outside but when we opened the door to go in it would swoop down and land on my mom's head

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think when I was planning a fun camping trip in the woods, I played survival on Minecraft 2 weeks leading up to it

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean I do like it but I wouldn't start saying good country music is coming back.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not yet

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We are too busy fighting each other

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some detective..

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That voice

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad was like this, didn't believe in depression as he was actively depressed most of my childhood.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0