puddboy

-70 pts ยท September 7, 2011


I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

na she ded

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry can't email, Net Neutrality already killed me

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have you tried drinking heavily around midnight?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't you the guy from Real Genius?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make a special won ton soup for you...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I pretend I don't see people when I know they don't want to have a conversation with me either

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, you meant 'hitting a dark place' in that way..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you'll need to drink all 9 to catch a buzz

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This has to be Japan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, this is pretty condescending

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

but when I do that on the side of the road, I'm arrested.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, you're not the customer, you're the product

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... but it's the bullshit replica, cause dude didn't even get his degree." -Mitch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once sat right behind James Hetfield on a Southwest flight. I stared at the back of his head for 2 hours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well considering you're Sikh, no

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing he pulled out, otherwise he wouldn't be able to finance a $40k Corvette.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey you know that thing you celebrate, it's actually just an arbitrary date that means nothing to billions of people in this world".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw it yesterday. It was really well done but aside from the hardcore anal sex scene in act 3, it didn't stray too far from the others.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There goes Joe, always sniffing little girls hair like a creep...

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 12

having had to put my 12 year old golden down on Friday, this cheered me up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to put my 12 year old Golden down this week. Sigh...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the two state troopers who lost their lives had nothing to do with the melee. Can we at least put that to rest?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what if a really old person gets a dog then dies a couple years later and the dog is still alive? What about that, huh????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0