Working in Retail be like...

Sep 26, 2017 10:55 AM

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OMG this is my mother!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aka the Sonic Fans

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Is this the episode where she was possessed or they body swapt?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the most evil cartoons ever.Loved it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone know what episode this is? I feel like watching it again lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feeding my 2 year old

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An extreme example of why I don't like cooking for anyone but myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just get two plates one with macaroni and one with cheese

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's how my parents see me XD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Works for being a parent too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is called scope creep. Be a specific as possible with requirements

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of The Wrestler deli scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDPPxf3iR4s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought this show was so sad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The things he does for love...

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

This is my five year old cousin whenever I make her ANYTHING that isn't hot dogs or fries

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at a Starbucks. At this point I get payed to not punch people in the face.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would have told her to have fun starving after the second dish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is my favorite scene!

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

This is why y'all should extra nice to people working retail, especially with the shitty pay.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I read it with her voice...somehow i still remember it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is talking to commissioners and exactly why I now redirect them to an online portal where they tell me what they want in 160 characters

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you can't describe it concisely, you haven't considered it thoroughly. Or, maybe your vocabulary is too limited.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never have people like this. The only thing I've had is someone ordering the wrong side or they say they just don't like their food.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who the fuck hates macaroni? Merc that bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i do, tastes fucking awfull

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you taste aweful

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thats because im macaroni in disguise !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can still hear her little accent. Used to love coming home and watching courage

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Ditto

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Always thought the show was weird and creepy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was definitely different but, the internet has desensitized what we see as weird and creepy honestly haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the 7th picture, Courage has no eyes

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Really on the ball to notice

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8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

HA

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jaden Smith was right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that is the moment his soul left his body

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They pop off in frustration right before the picture.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#4

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This person is a hero.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, he /is/ a shapeshifter from the moon, so..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's intentional. People in retail would understand.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's venturing into blind rage territory.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a bug, it's a feature. Maybe that is how the animators wanted to express Courage's frustration

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Everything's not profound, accidents happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever get so frustrated your eyes vanish? I hate when that happens... it freaks everyone out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has no eyes and he cannot scream through his eye holes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither can you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's funny! I would have never noticed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How does he look?" "Awful!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Less eyes!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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More eyelids

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this what you want you monster /a/TnofZ

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well damn. I go to sleep for a couple hours and this happens.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what working in retail does to you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screenshot taken mid blink?

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

He would still have his eyebrows, tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

totes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, your blinkers would still be there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Aug 12, 2018 5:38 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

film yourself blinking...?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You don't exist in 2D though, who knows what kind of crazy shit happens at that level.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I remember very distinctly hating this episode. I thought this was what it was like to have kids. I was correct.

8 years ago | Likes 478 Dislikes 4

I'd suggest it's as much about control of their environment as about what they actually want.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep hearing this, but everyone is doing it wrong. When frame 1 happens you simply reply "too bad, that's all there is", and that is that.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why I will never have kids of my own, also I'd like to take this opportunity to say this: HAHA :p

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

But you're still a kid

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My brother's kids are like this. I made ravioli once for my whole family, by hand. Kids said it was gross. Wanted the canned stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Lol that's totally how I'd have acted as a kid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rule in this house is "Eat it or starve".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Kids have a very different pallette, and it's up to parents to help kids expand it past bland carbs and sugar. My 3 y/o eats everything now.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What's your secret?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Consistency, and start early to make it easy. I cook a ton of different types of food as she's getting older, so that way we can drive home

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying new foods. Every time she tries a bite because she knows the drill. Next thing you know she's wolfing down till masala or beef ramen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice! My kids go back and forth btwn picky and not. When they see that I won't cave, they eat.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We quote Daniel Tiger (Gotta try new foods song) and Merida's mom in Brave (how do you know you don't like it if you won't try it?) lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured ravioli was safe. I mean they eat that shit from ChikFilA constantly, fuck me for thinking pasta, cheese, and red sauce was good.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing that's the problem; parents feeding them nothing but junk food covered in salt and sugar :/ and I'm guessing they just shrugged

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

when the kids complained? That's going to be rough to ever get past as adults...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The canned stuff has a shitton of sugar added to it which is what kids are programmed to like

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup. They started them off good. Snacks were always fruit, nuts, cheese. But meals seem to be a struggle. Glad they aren't mine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone starts out like that. Greed and selfishness is necessary for survival. You teach them be better.

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 7

Or just don't have them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You misspelled 'beat'.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Word.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Except when there are bad parents. Then you end up with greedy selfish adults, who go into into banking and politics and do very well.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

They do very well financially or politically, but they could still be better, happier people with nice families and all that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not everyone is happie(r/st) with a family. I definitely believe there's people that are genuinely happier with money than people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not everyone, but it works for the vast majority.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(and you can replace money in that sentence with activities, travel, lifestyle, sport, whatever)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please humor me, what's the payoff? Other than "love", I can get that from my dog.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Pretty much nothing but companionship.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

As someone who does not have kids, I figure it would be incredibly rewarding to create a great person from basically nothing. I also dont1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Think that it is a selfish thing normally, and it is its own reward.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well the other day mine looked me in my eyes, stroked my cheek and said, "are we best friends?" Plus i always got someone to go to

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Breakfast diners with me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dogs can come to diners

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Contrary to what these other guys said, the only thing you stand to gain is the potential satiation of a primal biological urge.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

There is no explanation until you have one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

For me, it was an opportunity to rediscover the world via their eyes, relive that sense of wonder. Also, buy all the toys I want. Vroom.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can buy toys now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But, it's way harder than dogs, so I respect people who know their limits and say, "no kids for me!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Big part for me is making someone hopefully become a better person than me. And he makes the world better. And then he has a child and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This exactly. Trying to raise an adult that will make the world less shitty after you're gone. Add to the good I try to do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah, this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Makes them a little better than him. And so on and so forth. Also, seeing someone develope and grow smarter through your guidance is amazing

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