projectiledysfunction

70 pts ยท July 14, 2014


at my old job for about a week in summer they'd swarm out of the nearby wetlands by the thousands, I presume looking for mates or new homes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not a fish you dork, they commonly get out of the water and run around. on land their gills work similarly to the trachea of insects

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so long as you don't accidentally kind of loosen your grip, anyway

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[4] they've only been used in a few of the mass shootings since then. Worst ever in the US was VT, and weapons used? Two pistols

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[3] AR-15 have been sold to the public since 1963 but nobody aside from gun owners knew what they were until Holmes used one in 2012, and

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can, because the dominant weapon is actually pistols. Most guns with detachable mags reload the exact same way as an AR, and those who use

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah every spider there is a Carloina wolf spider which are harmless and eat actual dangerous things. This is treating a symptom, not a cure

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*some old law that only 3/5ths of the slave population was counted, to keep the south from having even more Reps and thus power in congress

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's sporting purposes exemptions that can be granted by the ATF, otherwise rifled slug shotgun barrels would be regulated like grenades

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

more trees -> more squirrels -> even more squirrels -> overabundance of squirrel farts causes accelerated global warming -> everything dies

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol nowhere close, they have an EQ of 1.1. In comparison dogs are 1.2, elephants are 1.3, chimps are 2.5, and we're 7.8

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah bro, gotta punish people for wrongthink but in the least effective way possible o/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hi beeb, imgur goonmeet time I guess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"As a non-american, I understand owning a rifle or even a handgun" except not I guess lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's the justification behind most things. Alcohol kills 85,000-90,000 people annually, but it's legal because the majority enjoys it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also FYI there were 6,371 people murdered with handguns in the US in 2012, but only 322 with rifles. Get your moral panics in order, dude

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This IS a rifle and it's not a machine gun, it fires one shot when you pull the trigger just like a handgun or self-loading hunting gun

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A dangerous game of cat and uh, snake

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, also at least our games shows aren't based on literal torture :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same with exchange students. This 98 pound chick named Minami was so juiced about shooting my AR she turned a spent casing into a necklace

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've worked in a Toyota car plant full of Japanese immigrants who came over to help start it up. They fuckin loved shooting my guns

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mayo is really popular in Japan. It's a little different (thicker and sweeter) but it's not like mayo was invented in the US last week

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

an i'm always like who cares? it's not like without the tiny gap nobody could deduce what goes on in the stall or why you're there

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I have an old S3 that still works great and an friend with an iPhone 5s that won't stop rebooting. Lemons can happen with anything

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All those things I listed have the same potential rate of fire as both the guns this dude is holding, they're all semiautomatic

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So handguns, antique .22s Marlins, duck hunting shotguns, semiauto deer rifles, and double-action revolvers are assault rifles? Good to know

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0