projammer

4986 pts ยท March 14, 2013


RIP OPs inbox.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey! McLeod! Get offa my ewe!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have finished in a body bag. Great job!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And on day 30 the day 1 boxers are extra ripe marinating in the hamper.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what all the seeds from China are for.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure you can generate 30million passwords a second, but how fast can they be submitted and rejected?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's rolled up in the sheet and drops into the chair.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give that case a good retrobrite. Make it look like new.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fox knows the danger of 5G.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can quarantine him in a trash bag. Double bag to be sure.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still better than anything l ron hubbard ever wrote.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am certain that WW3 will be caused by autocorrect.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is how you fail entry into Nirvana.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the auto leveling coffee holder?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like big breads and I cannot lie.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 On the whole, dogs are more worthy of empathy than most humans.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stars before Bars.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many hours did that take to print?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it indicate anything that it's purple?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then they bite you on the nose and stick two sharp lower fangs up your nostrils.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much fail in one video.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Introducing! The Circumcise-o-matic 9000!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Introducing! The Circumcise-o-matic 9000!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all the kids went home to change their pants.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the official story. I'm pretty sure there was a sinkhole under the street and the truck was the first thing heavy enough to break in.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#10. Still an idiot but at least he was dressed fro the slide.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GMO banana

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her mother was named China?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My shoulder is screaming at me for just looking at that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0