DontWorryImMedicated
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For those who are curious, I’m 39.
Nov 3, 2020 12:48 AM
DontWorryImMedicated
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For those who are curious, I’m 39.
Crosseyedcockatoo
I get that too sometimes. Makes my beard itch.
jefftoolmeltsbeans
Am 67 and I'll be fucked if I consider myself old yet.
PhenTsoksar
I called a 22 yr old a MILF at the last wedding I was at. She slapped me, not because it wasn't true but because she had no interest in me.
SoPoSassquatch
I also choose this guy's wife
BlueValentine99
You're a total MILF
betelgeux
Still attractive apparently. So you got that going for you.
NRC117
I wholeheartedly agree with the red portion of your meme @OP , congrats on leveling up!!
frankenmullet22
Mine was the first time a cop called me sir. He looked like he was 15
AeternalDreamer
Tilc101
I'm more curious to see what you look like
callmesmitten
Today I felt young. When asked for her age and her parents age - my toddler said I was 5.
KainWhisper
@OP is definitely kinda MILFy. Nice job. You're only as old as ... fuck I'm old for even starting that line.
Thetruthmakesmesad
Humble brag. Good job, Karen
postman85
milf doesn’t exactly mean old. And 39 is not old
Wolfghast
This.
bendoverrover
Isn't aging into a hot milf the ideal way to age?
RatBastard516
I saw your bio. Definitely a compliment. How you doing!
xXxQueenxXx
I was 27 when the kids I work with started calling me old. Fk them.
FatboyRich
I hope you’re a female
youknowthatiknow
And everybody clapped
deafkitten
humble brag ha
AstronautChicken
Broheim, at this age we gotta do it ourselves.
ILoveSpicyPeople
Truth.
GriffQuizzle
Do you also, like to, do it yourself?
TheLastBeerBender
I hope you someday realize that Milf doesn't necessarily mean old.
whatifitwasnevertrue
Indeed. Live long and prosper.
flavivsaetivs
Yeah @OP 39 isn't old. Don't feel bad about aging.
Beardgoesalltheway
I've seen the selfie.... You're definitely a MILF
DontWorryImMedicated
You’re very sweet! ?
Beardgoesalltheway
Any word on the test? You can message if that is nicer. I can't respond atm, but can still read.
DontWorryImMedicated
I just tried to msg you, Imgur won’t let me. Looks like you got yourself into some trouble with the mods! ? Seriously though, no news yet.
Beardgoesalltheway
Ok then. Still hoping for good news
mikeatc
I’m dating a GILF....
tzahtman
Geralt I'd like to Fuck?
HonestCommentFarmer
Governor I'd Like to Fuck?
mikeatc
Let’s just say I’m hoping I don’t have to send in my 2021 membership dues to the “I have never had sex with a goat” club
HonestCommentFarmer
jostmon
mrbaldangles
MILF! MILF! MILF!
aboxofcheezits
*attempts to look up american pie GIFs* “there is no GIFs to match your search". Is that movie really that old. 1999 holey shit it is 21.
RedTailedHawk
It's all a point of view. I'm 50 and still feel like i'm 19. Except with bad knees.
kastewbeef
Just read a study on that—chronic bad knees. Turns out, highly correlated to a certain sexual position preference. Who knew??
PoorSucker
53, same same
SandravsMoths
Close, 47. And bad back. But the fire of 19 is here....
WuProgress
Sore neck and aching back
SilentShift
Right there with you and I'm only 28! On a bad day they could double as a starting pistol when I get up...
SacOllier
I am 50 and I have the knees of a 19 year old, along with the rest of his body in the freezer.
Jyzzzy
Congrats on the sex
ToasterDent
When my gramps was 88 he told me "the thing is I'm 88 but in my head I still think I'm 16. Where did the time go?"
prolorus
(Prolotherapy cures bad knees)
HonestCommentFarmer
Where do I find a horse?
prolorus
(Prolo-therapy. “prolo” derived from “to cause proliferation of new connective tissue”)
Bigemedic
I feel this. Mostly in my knees, but I feel it.
AxisBond
I'm 37 and feel the same. With one bad knee.
Dissipo
Don’t forget back and the occasional ankle pain, oh and fucking readers. Throw in heartburn for good measure. Am I missing anything?
RedTailedHawk
Arthritis.
Bigemedic
Hurting your back because you slept wrong.
idog4927
Hurting your back cause you sat wrong.
Bigemedic
Hurt my ankle walking to the kitchen once. No fall or twist or anything. Just, ouch.
ihaveloudfarts
U had me at milf
jbcars4life
How old is he now? Because he still looks like an early 20s Kyle
WheresYourSister
Lobangpuki
You are late. She had me at "i have come".
trapdoorogre
twice today
andsy
Omg the fact that so many of you dug through op’s previous posts that “you’re a milf” is now top comment on several of them :) :) :)
coolbeansdudebro
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lindbjb01337
spacerobot142
It was the second to last word
CorneliusCornwall
I'm a hard sell
Gobjin
Playing hard to get? I like that
nopenononope
Third to last, actually.
spacerobot142
Well that’s embarrassing
maincarrot
Some of us can count, the rest will count on you. *pats butt*
nopenononope
GreenMeansGoRedMeansStop
You don't have to be old to be a milf, just sayin'
tanebot
MILF is a mature-aged woman. If you're 23 and have a 4-year-old you're not a MILF, you're just an ex teen mom.
flavivsaetivs
It's mostly about appearance. MILFs look like they're still pretty young, Cougars look older.
SoftKleenex
Milf is just any woman who has a kid right?
mrui
If youd like to f... have intimate time with her, there is also that part!
NostalgicBaby
Basically, but it can also refere to a woman with 35+ years
jrntn
25+ in porn
SoftKleenex
Ah, was about to say, then even a 19 year old could be a milf if she had a kid
NostalgicBaby
Its all about them grown and experienced women
abraxasfury
Pics or it didn't happen
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neos501
You can't fucking tell with a mask. So no your point is invalid.
xhaine
Crazy milf eyes
LoneBoot
The crazy ones are the most fun
antiflagdan
It's probably just the lack of brows. She must've lost them in 'nam
westPAguy
To each his own but deff not IMO....
minibois
Larirari
@Op don't do it. It's a trap. I can't even imagine what your inbox already looks like anyway.
Crockpotseal
neos501
I looked through her posts. Doesn't float my boat, but to each their own.
WPIII381
I looked and think I dont know who the math she is. Thought the skinnier one was her then saw the bigger one. I think that's her. Give her
WPIII381
Credit for weight loss and lots of posts about funny things.
GamerDad30
I would also like these "pics" @op. For scientific research.
FeChefImgur
Just go and stalk @op previous posts like the rest of us :P (and congrats @op)
supportivebrah
Yep, she's checked out ;)
DontWorryImMedicated
Thank you kindly!
qazwerd
I would. In a heartbeat. Damn.
MyleKeville
Ugh, made me look at that fucking skin pineapple again.
MinnesotaMathew
but why did you click it and keep looking at it...?
saigondevil
She looks good in a mask, likes nuts, hates her MIL, and prefers staying home to masterbate.
FeChefImgur
nice work, what's her favourite colour ?
FragileDonkey
She's got beaver post's!!
FeChefImgur
Canadian, so expected ;)
isetprettygirlsonfire
Well you made me look, and I learned that @op posted many posts that I have enjoyed/favorited. Thanks @op. And MILFs are hot ?
FeChefImgur
That's only because you set them on fire. Calm down Satan !
isetprettygirlsonfire
But they love it and pay me to do it, check out my posts to see how hot they look.
FeChefImgur
I'm well aware of your work, am a friend of madguillotine. Just had a look at your flaming jubblies - that is awesome :)
TheLastBeerBender
Yeah @Op, we need pics of two pervs calling you a milf. Proof!
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ISeeYourLookingAtMyUsername
I'll fap on that
Brookster266
ok that was an awesome line beerbender lol
Wharrgarrble
Pssst you seek and you will find
RunLikeAnAntelope
That helped me find pics. Thx good sir
Wharrgarrble
DontWorryImMedicated
Nah, I’m not going to put them.
gmreml132
That sounds like something someone who isn’t a milf would say.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
MIWNLTF
cubsfanman22
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod