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635 pts ยท July 22, 2011


At first I thought was a Chainsmokers video...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disagree. We are born with human faults and 2 year olds can be jerks.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

PDQ

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oat in a boat and Iran the huss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it as "pancake leaned up against your door" instead of package. I'm hungry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

instead of giving teachers guns, put a guard dog at schools to prevent school shootings.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Minorities keep the gov in check. That's what we'll probly get in fall, or a coalition.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bathrobe?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HELLO HOW DO I FIND WHEN MY CAKEDAY IS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do want to retire in Cuba.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same in Canada [within the last year or so we copied you]

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same in Canada [within the last year or so we copied you]

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The momentum from that step still has weight

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read it in that voice from the simpsons

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you ppl set your phone to cap data in your settings?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel so bad for laughing at this

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our snow banks haven't even completely melted yet. Don't wish away summer!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The real deal.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I saw the teaser, I squealed, laughed like a little girl, and now I'm tearing up. Can't wait for this movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow he looks nervous

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TIL sandwiches come in vending machines.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"child size"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2) we are surprised when it does stick, even though we've been told not to lick metal by our parents.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every Canadian has licked a metal pole, wall, or in my case a swing chain as a child, just to see if our tongue would stick.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

should be top comment

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*DUMP truck driving through a nitroglycerine PLANT ...sorry, I'm just a stickler for movie quotes...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1