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38152 pts ยท March 11, 2012


Father, gamer, reader, cynic. Servant of a cat named Hoggle.

Am not married, would like to think I can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? Like, rubbed with what? "Home made bbq sauce" how does that help me reproduce this? Didn't downvote but can also see why some might.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meat by the metre

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might enjoy Kaiju Big Battel - a pro wrestling/performance art group. Not sure if they're still making new stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

BAAAH BWAAAHH ... ba dada ba dum dum...ba dada ba dum...ba dada ba dum dum...ba da da dum dum....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elegance and grace, thy name is feline

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lo-og, Lo-og, its big its heavy its wood!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This looks like quite a rollercoaster. I'm in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I mean. Shoplifters *might* be prostituted. There's practically a pornhub category for that.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right. Yes, that actually makes sense. Thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Are you married to blue for those jumpsuits? Cause I look good in orange.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Verified by the Fact Octopus

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey, I can cook! I just watch Masterchef for the lols. And the chicks.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Harden up, the gap between their tracks is...at least 5% wider than the tracks themselves...now excuse me while I change my pants...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can we please not have a TL;DR be the top comment? I know it's early days but I worry.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I have more of a problem with the kerning here. Also, I had to find a tutorial on outlining text when I wanted to do it in GiMP recently...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Run screaming for the nearest exit?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where was the baby polar bear until now? You know, given that they're BORN in snow caves?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

FALSE: I care about not being able to sort by 'new'. At least 48 hours now and counting.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clive Anderson > Drew Carey

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's one HUGE joint that's no longer in this picture...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or live. I'm a sign, not an over-zealous shotgun wielding zombie hunter.

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

There will need to be something DAMN fine waiting at the top. I'm talking 'better than bacon' fine.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The teacher is already ours. He attempts to distract you with his talk of 'chaos'. If you are reading this, it is already too late. - Cows

13 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

...it's funny because I'd go there....

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You taste like cat food!

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

@iamteaya Orson Scott Card is heavily involved too, so I'm hopeful.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than the ones that emboss words on your finger in case you take it off to cheat on her... THAT's 'trust issues' in a nutshell.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

work in shop, add lyrics to deli label, print one label, remove lyrics, keep job

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda late to the party can I still joi- ALL HAIL THE HYPNO CAT

14 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4