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#animals #snake #nature
Mar 17, 2018 7:51 PM
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#animals #snake #nature
GlgrdsklechhhExaltedSchlurch
That's one fat happy cat after that snack
FairColleen
*sings* I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor, I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor...wait no.
GnomeMode
Was this in the Sabi Sands national park in South Africa?
ontario007
Shere Khan
SmilingAllDay
Ohhhh shnek
TheGr8ness
Damn nature! You scary!
ImNotSureWhatToCallMyself
Zoom + more pixels = Bad form
chrissolikesbeer
This tastes like chicken - cat probably.
3timesaday1
I've seen on youtube a tiger and very large constrictor fighting. the tiger was in trouble
Thorpington
this is only impressive if the cat has a knife and is paul hogan.
tomattow
Tore that fucker up
TrilobiteSushi
About time they did that to that asshat snake in Jungle Book, have an upvote! Downside is now I can't get "Bear Necessities" out of my head.
theitinerantnaturalist
That snake was actually a huge badass and a heroic character in the original novel, and backed up Baloo and Bagheera at one point.
Verbodentoegang
I was about something very funny, but then i realised it was still stupid enough not to mention.
bottsman
Good kitty
theitinerantnaturalist
Why?
KoalasArentReal
Nom
Yogaboybkk
Thats nothing, once i went to zoo and there was chimpanzee with toothbrush’s and he wasn’t sticking it in hes mouth but in the butthole
tekomuto
Toot brush
Munchman347
Wow, even his tongue has spots!...
TheRealCaveman
Crazy how nature do dat.
wolfebane42
Looks like my cat when I walk in her doing something she knows she shouldn't
KINGMARKUS22
He attacked me, but I fucked it up good
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
@theitinerantnaturalist
theitinerantnaturalist
As I said: leopards are the only big cats to regularly kill pythons. Though the large female pythons are a match for them/
ChanceVLuck
Snake skin must make for one hellava shite.
SnugglesaurusRex
Happy proud kitties all have the same look in their eyes no matter how big they are.
HeadedForEternity
Damn nature! You scary!
iitsB
LadyStormdance
That's from Big Cat Rescue's Vegemite reaction video. They made a few food reaction ones. Catnip had mixed results with dif species!
TrystaCameo
The OH GOD WHY DID I SNIFF THAT face
Roshiro
aaauuuuUuuuUUUUUAAAAGGGGHHHHH
dumbinsults
Stinkface!!!
kissmeyoufool
When you accidently lick your own poo
BoobSaver
Speaking from experience?
kissmeyoufool
multiple experiences
BoobSaver
Errr
aeouk
Snakes on a Plain
BklynPunisher
Snake’s in pain
TanithRosenbaum
Take your upvote and just go
PulseOne
Yes.
jmrex
Brilliant
Tallulah99
I had to come back and upvote because I could not stop giggling.
aeouk
Appreciated!
paulpounder
StMichael7
What’s up with the black?
paulpounder
I was wondering the same thing when I posted it
Idownvotegunnuts
Fruit by the Foot... I mean... Meat by the Foot
AWhiteYoshi
perfect opportunity to say food by the foot...
whybobwhy
Or how about meat by the feet?
postedonimgur
Meat by the metre
SoRySoMeThInGwEnTwRoNg
That sounds very questionable out of context
whybobwhy
How is that?
papasmurf1118
A penis... is what @SoRySoMeThInGwEnTwRoNg is implying.
Mittens0
What's so amazing of a cat eating spaghetti?
AddNapalm
...a pussy eating spaghetti
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
he's nervous, but keeps on forgetting.
Loveshead2
What's amazing is that even though his knees are weak and his arms are heavy, there's no vomit on that that fur sweater.
JadeMcLeod
imshibagel
....nobody tell him
nitwon
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted... one moment... would you capture it or just let it slip?
5FingerDickPunch
*pasketti
RavenCarKey
Danger-spaghetti
SoRySoMeThInGwEnTwRoNg
That spaghetti can kill you to death
theitinerantnaturalist
Not at that size. Give it a few years
siler7
It's not using a fork.
ChromeBadger
Who ate-a my spaghett
Kerml
Lol
yellowtoolboxblackbag
That's no spaghetti, it's clearly a giant huggy-noodle.
theitinerantnaturalist
This isn't THAT large of a giant huggy-noodle.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Kind of hard tell since a bunch of it has already been eaten, apparently.
theitinerantnaturalist
That’s an African rock python. They get to around 18 feet fully grown, at that size they are too big for leopards to handle.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Junior would still be big enough to make me want to switch trees in a hurry.
ashackatak
How do you know? I don’t see any bananas
Siannodel
Is nope rope
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Danger noodle vs nope rope- which is the biter vs the squeezer? I can never keep it right.
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Yes
gslayer14
Rope is thicker and stonger than noodle so i'd say the biters are noodles & the squeezers are ropes
yellowtoolboxblackbag
You have found logic among the memes. Thank you.
Unverified
Geez, they eat everything. Don't they hunt caymans and shit too?
ThePatru
"Caimans belong to alligatoridae, whereas crocodiles belong to crocodylidae. Nile crocodiles are enormous compared to caimans so no.
theitinerantnaturalist
Jaguars hunt caimans regularly, but not leopards (or any other big cat).
tegris22
You damn well know they do. We all saw Planet Earth 2
misturchips
I'm no authority on the caymans, but they DEFINITELY shit...
Cat3508
That's a Leopard, from Africa, there no Caymans in Africa, only crocodiles, and I doubt very much if they would eat "shit", as you put it.
mycatisamarshmallow
They’re very opportunistic hunters and will eat almost anything. They’re also very strong and can carry twice their weight up a tree :)
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
And they have to because otherwise it'll end up as a meal for hyenas or lions.
eleonidas
I learned that from a Daniel Tosh comedy special. What a way to learn.
theHatredburrito
Jaguars eat caimans, this is a leopard. I'm not sure they risk going near croc territory.
theitinerantnaturalist
Yeah leopards won't think about touching any croc that's not a small juvenile.
Rifneno
They don't, typically. They get enough water from the blood of their kills, and the water near them is infested with colossal Nile crocs.
Lloxxie
Cat kidneys can process almost anything for useable water, even salt water!
Threewisemen
Jaguars and leopards kill differently. Jaguars will typically crush the skull to kill. Leopard will go for throat; not much throat on a croc
theitinerantnaturalist
Jaguars kill caiman, not crocs. Caiman are much easier to kill with a skull bite.
SneakEFoxxe
Yeah, they also tend to be twice the size of the caiman in question. Based on the crocs I’ve seen I would not bet on the Jaguar
theitinerantnaturalist
Yep. The cats don’t win because they’re smarter or faster, they win through brute force.