phgu

605 pts · March 2, 2011


Nope.

A Draisine isn't motorized, from what I know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would just shoot the therapist...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a bunch of stupid, indoctrinated fools.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't fucking give the fuckers any ideas!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Same nose, cheeks and eyes, you owe someone an apology.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sue the fuckers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impressive.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You, you really are a lucky man!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I have unlocked the secret of these gifs!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about, there is no cable management anywhere in these pictures.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That reminds me, I have to connect the engine block heater. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A reminder to get with the program!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have "Gifs that ends too soon", Alex!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Apples can go fuck themselves. I hope worms eat them from the inside.

8 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 16

I just rejected your facts, and made up my own. And don't tell me that Obama didn't cause the jet fuel to melt all those steel beams.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Gemüüüüüüüüüse

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great story. Would read again. 5/5

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost 3 AM here and I'm laughing out loud :)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many tattoo parlors he went through before he found a female tattoo artist that said yes :)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Make new ones!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... you're one of those jeeeerb stealers... aha!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a lot of R's.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look, she's pro-test, PITCHFORKS everybody!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Off to google "summer sausage"...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Love this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gouda?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roger Roger! Huh?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0