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Fake connected conduit pipe and elbow
Real modified sprinkler head
Fence cap
Medicine bottle glued under a small rock
SS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vs5oyyvSXg
LiloPleo
If anyone can find my spare key I'll give them $100... no seriously, I can’t remember where I hid it.
TanstaaflTovarisch
They're all awesome and impossible to find until your neighbor sees you grab it once.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
My plan is that if I ever lock myself out I will just order something from Amazon Now so they can come unlock my door.
NotGoneYet
Admirable lateral thinking.
GuestChrist
You can put your weed in there too.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I just... keep a spare in my wallet...
MadStach
Car and house key here also. You're mart.
kobriengw
These have now been added to my locations to check
dagg3r
Just put them in the backyard. A lot easier to hide and no nosey people
soapydux
I keep mine in my pocket. It’s super handy
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djcotton91
Thanks for all the hidden secrets on how to break into your house. +1
zorj
Just make sure to check them every once in a while. That one time I needed them, they were rusted.
CommentDiver
Dude use grease den broham
zorj
Thanks. Last year I put them in a zip lock in a mason jar in a coffee can. I have a sand yard.
SpeakingTheQueensEngland
Bit pointless using these methods now it’s been told to the world
JohnBigboote74
I like how he waits until he's outside in broad daylight and in full public view to actually insert the key into the key-hiding apparatus.
WhatzitTooya
You know what? Nobody would expect you doing something secretive in plain sight. Digging around in your garden at night, THATS suspicious!
LolaFerrari
Gee, thanks. None of them are safe now...
EyeTri
kip kay... That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
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ancalime
arribaimgur
None of these work half the year in Canada
chumpacabra
If I ever get locked out of my house I’ll just order something from Amazon and have the delivery driver let me in
photog
You still need to unlock and lock the door with the app. They let you know they are there. You approve their entrance or not.
blergh2point0
Is that how that works?
Pubmaster32
It can but if I remember correctly the lock that comes with that package has a set of buttons that allows for a code if you don’t have a key
akahata
*have the delivery driver deliver myself.
FarNorthFarLeft
Zing!
ShadyVenator
sha13
Can you share?
chumpacabra
https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/25/16538834/amazon-key-in-home-delivery-unlock-door-prime-cloud-cam-smart-lock
MargaretAtwood
Those are all great geocaches as well
PandAnomoly
Just about to comment this
janedrew
All of these hiding spots were invented by geocachers!
amishcannoli
I put my key under someone else's doormat.
CommentDiver
I would never guess that
mistermystery
That's actually really clever. Crook on their porch checks the doormat, finds key, doesn't work. Would never think to try adjacent houses..
kuraiholy
I keep mine out in a bottle in the shed that's padlocked with a keycoded padlock.
CommentDiver
...dude
kuraiholy
and has a camera pointed at the shed on the inside of the house, just in double case. That Ring doorbell is pretty sweet too hahaha
learnthegame
ftoy?
CommentDiver
Found today on YouTube...look it up on urban dictionary
learnthegame
thx. usually do. wouldnt show via google "ftoy urban". inner urban search revealed.
narcissisticarsonist
I use a voice activated system. Icall a # n say "hi babe, i locked myself out" wife answers "u r n idiot, ill be home after work"
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ishouldve
Forgot the up your butt method
Shargan8
But I already keep my phone up in there!
BigOChicago
It's nature's pocket.
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
I keep mine in my pocket
THEClockworkBanana
I too have gone geocaching, and these hides are some of the best kinds <3
IceWeaselX
(1/5) My issue with hidden key gimmicks is that they've been part of pop culture for decades. While almost nobody I know actively
IceWeaselX
(2/5) uses them, I have numerous friends and acquaintances who've mentioned frequently suspecting objects of being key hiders.
IceWeaselX
(3/5) If you don't live in a secluded area, there's also the possibility of people seeing you fiddling with your hiding spot.
IceWeaselX
(4/5) Some of the more likely thieves I've known are fans of poking around outside doors, looking for fake rocks and such.
TyrantJester
The only thing a hidden key will do is invalidate your insurance claim if you do get burglarized. You compromised your own home security.
IceWeaselX
(5/5) It's not quite the same as writing your passwords down next to your computer, but it's pretty close.
TheClockworkBird
yes...keys of many kind *sniffs*
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TheClockworkBird
Oh friend long sniff* I'm thinking about those keys man. *sniff* I'm sad *sniff* cuz I don't got those keysss man. *sniff*
Thorlin
I think I would check the sprinkler amongst the wood chips if I was a robber
ShugiTres
inpuredeceit
The sprinkler still makes sense if there’s plants in the flower bed. The ONLY rock in the wood chips is definitely sketchy tho.
thepasswordisbutts
I think the fake conduit elbow is suspicious. Especially since it doesn't have any sealant around it.
inpuredeceit
Eh, I wouldn’t use it personally but it seems like it would pass inspection from a distance. Fence cap was the best one.
thepasswordisbutts
On the type of wall that house has it might catch the eye.
inpuredeceit
You seem significantly better at finding key hiding spots than I. Either you get locked out more than me or you rob more houses than me. :)
Comegetyoursupper
I think there is a key point to these gifs but it’s well hidden.
phgu
I think I have unlocked the secret of these gifs!
mogulsupnig
MattDerKomponist
Holy crap.
tonksl
OOooOoOOOOHhhhhhhHhhh
CommentDiver
SOMEONE QUICK WE NEED A PUN OFF!
tradbowclaw
Seems to be the key to everything eh?
tonksl
I think ppl who are quick with puns have got to be highly intelligent , fr
markokralji
hey i watch rick and morty so...
Icantbelieveitsnotskepticism
You too can unlock your own potential.
tonksl
Username checks out maybe??
Verelse
I keep mine in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'
EnergyFiend
Somilasomi
The lights had gone. And so had the stairs.
ZMan2TheMAXinSPACE4000
I keep mine up my butt!
jadefishes
As the parent of a son named Ford, an upvote is obligatory.
DireWolf505
*Smiles*
clockwork599xx
Always upvote Douglas Adams.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
TunkkisOfFinland
Always upvote H2G3.
LoTRFanatic42
Who needs a key when you have a towel?
WillTheFifth
Oh, you mean the display department?
technitium
Omfg. Im dying
silentwhim
I like this.
Awesomo123
neat.
Icametobrowse
Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
Dardaro
Zigor22
These are good ideas, unless someone sees you.
UnderTheArch
I understood that reference
bassclarinetl2
Only if the lavatory is room 42
hotdoglunch
bachterman
don't let the vogons discover it.
bewareofleopard
You rang?
natabus
Ever thought of going into advertising?
paininallthediodesdownmyleftside
Yes!
ByzantineMan
Tell me your thoughts on digital watches? Are they not the coolest thing yet?
MelonKing86
Nah, novelty ringtones are we're it's at.
CommentDiver
this should be the top comment
AprilHamLincon
You op, you decide, no problem.
HorribleMonster
and it is
FancySharkDinnerParty
I'm a big fan of the "don't lose your keys" method, but I can see the appeal here.
xane
I do the "leave a window that you have to climb through unlocked". While they suspiciously search for a hidden key that doesn't exist.
glassweaver
Thing is, most burglars don't look for a key. They look for homes without deadbolts, or with lots of hiding places or isolation.
SaitamaSaysOk
Well, how about that?
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
that's genius
hippocampus
No, that's "wrongfully accused!"
vivalamatequilla
TemporaryUzername
sometimes it's not up to you, and sometimes it's not a case of losing them...
TacoPrime
I attach the key to my belt loop so always on me
LongEaredGaloot
I’m a big fan of not losing anything, but sometimes shit happens.
GalacticCrunch
My key broke in the door recently. Having a spare would've helped me at least get in the back door.
Eyrilan
I live with two easily distracted adults, two teens and a 10yo. no matter how many doubles you do, someone is going to get stuck outside..
Eyrilan
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder. Wich is quite amazing for a 24yo female.
MacrossGirl
Are you Danny Tanner?
YurgenGrimwood
Sometimes you don't have it on you, and sometimes you need to let someone in when you're not home.
littleadolf69
Works until it doesn’t
zalan26
I don't trust anyone enough to let them into my home without me being there.
katespaz
Thats pretty sad, i hope you meet someone in your future
WellAckchually
*I don't trust anyone enough to let them into my home without me being there that doesn't already have a key.
TasteyourTears
For everything else there’s MasterCard
Mxlespxles
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I use deadbolts.
YurgenGrimwood
Sounds good, but apparently there was something about fire safety.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
They unlock just as fast as a regular lock from the inside??? That's dumb I'm protecting my possessions.