pems

3167 pts · August 3, 2012


What do you need to know about me? I'm a girl. Isn't that enough?

No but I did mix corn into my Mac and cheese

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They loved them without deep frying

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iowa

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like dried beef around mine. I’m not a fan of the slimy texture of ham.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A co worker got excessively excited when I told her about the butter cow and the fact I actually have been on a farm.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh my! My mom and I called it that. Passed one randomly on a trip and we still talk about it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Cyclone cops are killing this donut campaign

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I worked in a car dealership for a year. I was the only female and the only one who could effortlessly drive a manual.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That was on one in Iowa, too. Here I thought my state was being original.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a single regret had by the dog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does keys wave them like she just doesn't care?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh no, now when I think of the dirty things I'd want Neville to do to me, Mitt is going to pop in my head.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Way to have a comment better than the actual post

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some nights I can't cover myself that well.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Florida man...you'd think they'd just put him away by now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remaking it. Melissa Mccarthy and Kristin Wiig.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I said when I saw it. Then I bought it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are remaking it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought it 2 days ago. It's making a comeback!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll keep that in mind when they take this off the shelves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Welcome to life. I was just taking a picture of something fun. Sorry I didn't have cleavage. I would have made the front page with it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love being 30. But... all I've done is have Ecto and saw my boyfriend in LA. No boat crashing. You win!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By all rights I should have brown eyes. I got very lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally worth it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scariest uterus ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My dog makes up I get once my alarm goes off. Then she goes back to sleep in my spot while I'm getting ready for the day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this movie. George Carlin reminds me of my grandpa in it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both are so fluffy! I'm gonna die!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0