parasomnia

783 pts · May 4, 2012


Something about myself.

As a kid my aunt left her baby toucan in the unfinished room in the basement of my parents house. Not cute, terrifying shit machine!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who does she think she is? Hillary Clinton!??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 67

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Lee Harvey Oswald selfie ®

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. It was Stage 3 Burkitt's Lymphoma. I only had a 20% chance of surviving it. I kicked its ass, you can too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This wins!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1.0 or GTFO

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is... Is he dying??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"You can't GO IT alone."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just one of the MANY reasons I want to die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could have babies..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No insects on his neck or jacket though? Hmmm.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was a pipe crew installing drainage pipe. Was only chest deep. But he fell on his back and was trying to sit up when it collapsed.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The one I saw was at least 16 years ago. During construction of 485 in Charlotte NC.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, it gave me flashbacks. His coworker held his hand as they dug him out. Was hand went limp within a minute. :(

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As an ex bulldozer operator: I literally saw a man die like this. Ditch collapsed, he was dead before we could dig him out.

8 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 6

TIL OP's dad is Bill Clinton. Happy Birthday Bill!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It took the death of hope to let you go" I heard that while cutting onions. Feels.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote all these things! Deathnote and Slipknot YASS!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wi .... Will you stroke my cockatoo?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, you're in Charlotte too!? Haha, I had no idea!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I get your 4XLT clothes? That's... That's my size.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see any socks. Are you looking in the right place?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, a woman that doesn't have trust issues!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get your eyes checked buddy. Turns out that it authentic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had not but thank you for the suggestions! I'll start there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I always thought it was cool to see growing up. My parents hid it in their closet and only brought it out a couple of times a year.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote spiderco

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