I deftly wield the 500 character limit (a.k.a. say stupid shit) on the internet for fun and/or profit, but mostly I’m an (occasionally lovable) asshole. I am not a lawyer (or cop), and I don’t play one on TV (not a cop), this is not financial advice (or entrapment because I’m not a cop). I am a 501(c)(Deez Nutz) organization so, your upvotes are tax deductible. Please keep your receipts and hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Assume all phone lines are tapped, died, and WD-40’d. Because occasionally there is confusion, please take a few of the “/s”s below and tape them to the end of posts that I didn’t think needed them (not sure if they work on other people’s comments). /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s If you’re still reading this, you must be really fucking bored (or I said something that pissed you off, probably both) and man, same. How ‘bout them Mets. Gotta get a real slice. Hey I’m walkin’ here! If you get a screenshot of this entire bio to the front page you’ll win an honest to goodness prize! First of all, congrats, hows it feel to be internet famous for a day? I’ll mail you a dildo (of the sex dildo variety) if you’re somewhere Amazon delivers dildos. Alternatively I’ll mail Imgur a dildo instead, your choice of who gets a dildo, but none of the specifics about the dildo (like length, girth, and karate chopping action). If you prefer not to give money to evil companies like Amazon (or just don’t want anyone to get a dildo) I’ll donate approximately $dildo to the EFF, ACLU, or MSF in your username instead, but there will be a message about dildos in there somewhere. These bios sure are a lot roomier than I remember. Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter. Women aren’t second class citizens. Fascists were made for punching and pissing on. Convert the 1% into fertilizer. If that offends you: 1. Good, fuck you. 2. Maybe take a few minutes to think about why that is and if that’s really OK. I still have over 350 characters to waste here but i’m too lazy to write anything else now so go outside and touch grass, or masturbate, or both. I don’t care, I’m not your mom (or a cop).
I’m helping!
How many is that in inches oh wise and powerful bot?
But she was already discharging
Yet another thing koalas and I have in common! Snoring and the clap!
Heavens no, parents can purchase a full page memorial for an additional fee
In his defense he is one of the only world leaders to eat a Gobbler from Wawa. He can still gobble deez nuts though.
5M+ is the “official” count from the primary organizers. The 12M+ counts are created backwards from the 3.5% rule. 5M is still nearly 2% of the country and AFIK the largest demonstration in the country and the first to span all 50 states, DC, and PR.
Just like a full page memorial in an elementary school yearbook
This is classic grooming behavior
Well, journalism doesn’t pay like it used to so someone picking up a second part time job at Target isn’t that odd.
Please don’t let Tool get any ideas…
M.I.A.T.A. - Miata is always the answer.
Yeah false memories happen, I’ve been here almost 12 years now and I assure you that the only thing that used to be better were all the nudes.
New to the internet?
Yeah, immediately downvoted this post about a comment about getting downvoted.
So close!
Guys don’t buy this trash, I did and every single one of the tubes was squished already.
Why do you think I crank one out while I’m in there? It’s a sin it they watch.
The only good use of Hobby Lobby is to pop in, stink up the shitter, and pop out.
Just put the bag in cold water and microwave the entire mug like a normal person.
Remember to buy real actual laser protection goggles, not whatever trash gets thrown in, and don’t even think about relying on anything built into the machine.
Sound ruff. I dig.
Bridge input is for taking a signal from a second amp so you can use the pair to drive a bigger load. My assumption is that since the knobs like lph are already doing something on the first amp (that you’d plug into the Bridge Input) It’d be confusing if the second amp’s lph had any impact so it’s designed so that the signal ignores the dials. Since you like that sound better you probably want to adjust towards 0, or if there’s a + side and - side towards the middle (unity).
instead of him paying a loan back over time the “bank” would need to pay the court in full and get the money from him later. So if for some reason he was seen as unlikely to win the appeal or unlikely to pay it may be difficult to obtain a bond, especially of that size. He has had difficulty obtaining a bond so his lawyer is asking for the court to hold a large bag of cash instead.
I saw half an episode of Law and Order once so I’m more than qualified as an internet legal expert: The bond that is requested is required as part of the appeal, more or less he has to pay the court the settlement from the case and then some so when… err if he loses there isn’t any more bullshittery in trying to delay the initial judgement. A bond is a legal contract as opposed to money actually changing hands, you can think of this situation as him not being able to give him a loan but 1/2
Cool, you reposted this :)
Does this also not work with other liquids like ham, or is it only cola?
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